Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

Christina P is back!! She discusses her mourning of Lord FedSmoker and how she heard the terrible news of his passing. A man is kicky footing his way onto a Subway in our opening and clip, and then... *CHIPS IN A BOWL* none other than CHARLES FROM MATCH HIMSELF! On the phone and in person. We get the whole scoop from Charles in ehhhhh about 8-10 minutes. Once things are wrapped with Charles we move on to more pressing issues like a new episode of “P*** Spots.” Plus new Fart Simpson, viewer comments and we find a new sex worker to ask Josh Potter about.

Tony Hinchcliffe is a stand up comedian and host/creator of the wildly popular live podcast “Kill Tony.” The Mommies ask Tony about everything from getting a vasectomy to scrum action. Plus we find out how Tony’s mom is doing and discuss his Podcast partner Brian Redban’s eating habits, and we discuss the recent alleged murderer to appear on “Kill Tony.”

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We’re still reeling at the loss of Fedsmoker but we continue to feather it in his honor. Christina P is sick so The Roach, Josh Potter is in on the couch. Did you know sparkling water is for rich people and still water is for losers? Plus we try to figure out what someone is saying and we watch some people get way too chill with lions.

Tom Papa is a stand-up comedian who’s new NETFLIX special “You’re Doing Great” is available right now. Christina is sick, but the two Tom’s are into it so they can have MAN talk. Tom and Tom discuss the pros and cons of being recognized and how it really doesn’t matter when it comes to air travel. Is reclining allowed?? Plus, the two discuss the importance of having a hobby as Tom Papa has gotten really into making bread.

Kreayshawn is a singer, rapper and creative director and one of Christina P’s all time favorite. Christina gets to ask Kreayshawn all the questions she’s been dying to ask, plus we get Kreayshawn's opinion on a litany of cool guys and we see which is her favorite.

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We recorded this episode last week, but there is some URGENT news about FedSmoker that we just HAD to address. Is he alive? Tom and the YMH staff try to make sense of what's going on.

Then, we get on with our normal show at Studio Jeans! One Mommy is having trouble sleeping so the other Mommy had to milk them. Can you guess which is which? Also, whats the N word? Tom did an interview with Larry King and has selected some of his favorite moments. The Mommies did not do well in school, but they’re not as dumb as old people. Plus, more Charles, more fed smoker and more Piss Spots!

Michael Rapaport is an actor and podcaster who sits down with the Mommies to hash out the Ari stuff. Michael also spoke about his acting methods and some of his roles, his love of rap and growing up in Manhattan. Tom and Christina try to show Michael some interesting confrontations, since those are his favorite. Plus, a lengthy convo about proper public brown etiquette.

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“When you’re featherin’ it, Brother” were back for another episode of Your Mom’s House. What on earth could Tom say to Charro that would “break her heart!?” Who cares, women should just be cleaning anyway. That’s what this new “Cool Guy” thinks at least. He reminds Tom and Christina about some of their former neighbors. A new Bert campaign has begun, please get on board! Plus a brand new Fart Simpson prank call using Josh Potter’s voice.

Matt Fulchiron, aka The Concierge, aka The Full Charge is a stand up comedian and one of the first ever people to appear on Your Mom’s House in it’s infancy. Tom and Matt are getting ready to go to Australia by watching some videos of angry coaches and some brand new “you know what Im sayings.” Plus a very cool Australian to get them ready for the locals and does a new challenger have what it takes to dethrone the king?

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There is turmoil in the Denimverse. Robert Paul Champagne has been frantically posting and he is upset with Tom, Christina, Josh Potter and Dr. Drew. The mommies take a look at his messages and then call him on the phone to see if things can be patched up, on this very special episode of Your Mom’s House.

Robert Hines is a comedian and viral video sensation who’s “BBQ Chicken And Foot Massage” video took off a few years back. Tom and Christina highlight some of the best with Robert and also talk to him about his time as a Jail Guard. After the Mommies exercise their jail obsession, they show Robert some Fed Smoker videos and a brand new TikTok batch!

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Jeans up! Main Mommies ONLY!!! The Mommies are relaxed, tan, and back from HAWAIIIIIII. While there, many stories about Charo and Top Dog were gathered, plus vacation fun. Blueban just got back from China with ALL of the swag. Tom and Tina get to see two Bears in the wild. The Head Tingler has some gross side effects on Tom's mom, and we get to see one of the healthiest relationships between two grown humans we've seen in a long time! Such a great episode with just the main Mommies, I'm having CHEST PAIN!

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Hey there Chomo! The main mommies are especially excited on this episode because Dr. Drew pulled his jeans up and flew to New York to visit YMH-All Star Robert Paul Champagne. We knew Garth Brooks hides bodies, but is he a kidnapper too? Tom talks about his favorite crime shows and his favorite body hiders besides Garth. They also discuss Bert Kreischer and their new fascination with his teeth.

Daymond John is a businessman, investor, television personality, author, and motivational speaker. He is best known as the CEO of FUBU, and from the reality TV series Shark Tank. What goes on behind the scenes of Shark Tank? What are the all-time dumbest Shark Tank pitches? Daymond also gets exposed to some cool guys! Also look out for his new book dropping in the new year called "Power Shift."

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NAPPY JEW HAIR! In this special end of year episode of YMH, the main mommies look back at some of their favorite moments from 2019. These include moments with Brendon Urie, Too Short, Danny Brown, Brian Redban, and more! They wrap the show up with five of our favorite fan-made songs from the year. Also the Muh-Sheen shirt from Tom's dance video is available now! Get it in sizes up to 5XL! Did YOUR favorite moments from 2019 make the cut? Would you have ranked these differently? Let us know in the comment section below!

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