Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

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HIGH AND TIGHT!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the cool videos Tom surprises Nadav with, their upcoming move to Austin, Texas, the various weird and annoying neighbors they've had over the years, and their son's playdate with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's son. They watch this week's BTA submissions, a super cool white dude's song, some "Horrible or Hilarious" videos, some new pup play, and a Fedsmoker video from the vault. Of course, we also watch Christina's TikTok curations.

Direct download: YMH_597_Solo_MP3_AIRMASTER.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EDT

YMH LIVE IS BACK! Friday, April 2nd at 6pm PT/9pm ET! Get your tickets now at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com

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- Go to https://Watchgang.com/YMH and use code YMH for 20% off your first purchase
- Get 25% off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH
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WHAT'S UP THERE CHOMO!! This week Tom Segura and Christina P discuss CP's possible future body modifications, why Tom talks to himself, Christine's crushes on the actors from Cobra Kai, and revisit their debate about who has the grosser habits. They watch videos of an upset Twitch streamer, some "Horrible or Hilarious" clips, Matthew McConaughey's intro to his YouTube channel, a tutorial on the new "Google Like Nadav" website, and more!

Jeremiah Watkins is a comedian and host of the Jeremiah Wonders podcast. His new special "Family Reunion" is available on Amazon Prime April 8. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss being heckled by his parents, growing up going to church three times a week, his wife's pregnancy, and more! Jean and Jean show him videos of an armless man chopping wood, a cool toothless girl, some "Kebab Karens," and this week's round of Christina's TikTok curations.

Direct download: YMH_596_MP3_AIRMASTER.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EDT

YMH LIVE IS BACK! Friday, April 2nd at 6pm PT/9pm ET! Get your tickets now at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com

SPONSORS:
- Go to https://stamps.com/ click on the Microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale.
- Go to https://Whoop.com and use code "Yourmom" for 15% off
- Get 20% off and free shipping at https://Manscaped.com/MOM
- Go to https://squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.
- Go to https://LiquidIV.com and enter code "MOM" for 25% off
- Go to https://omaxhealth.com/ today and enter code “MOM” to get 20% off CryoFreeze Sport and sitewide!

JEANS UP!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss why they hate St. Patrick's Day, Tom's new hobby of playing piano, CP's favorite new show, Cobra Kai, and which one of them is grosser. They also react to an Los Angeles Times article about the diversity problem in the hiking community, listen to a new prank call from Fart Simpson, and have fun with the YMH-hacked Joel Osteen Inspiration Cube. They watch BTA submissions, an armless girl driving, a man who farts for his wife, a cool preacher, and a bear being released into a crowd. Also the Ai Yai Yai guy has a message for Christina!

Direct download: YMH_595_MP3_AIRMASTER.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EDT

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- Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to save $225 on your order
- Go to https://Brooklinen.com and use code HOUSE for $25 with a minimum purchase of $100
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with any refill plan.
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THIS EPISODE IS FIRE!! Tom Segura and Christina P look at Tom's old headshots and the fan art that was made with them. They also review more "BTA" submissions, discuss what body modification CP will have done after her nose ring, and recount accidents they've had in public. They watch videos of three cool girls one is on laughing gas asking inappropriate questions to her dentist, another fall off of a treadmill, and the third eats seafood with her feet.

Hasan Minhaj is a comedian, actor, and television host. He joins the Main Mommies on the couch to discuss pronunciation of his name, hosting the White House Correspondent's Dinner, his parents, chains, and more. Tim and Crystal introduce him to Fedsmoker, show him the wonders of TikTok, and play other cool clips for him.

Direct download: YMH_594_HasanMinhaj_MP3_AIRMASTER.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EDT

SPONSORS:
- Go to https://stamps.com/ click on the Microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale.
- Go to https://omaxhealth.com/ today and enter code “MOM” to get 20% off CryoFreeze Sport and sitewide!
- Get 25% off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH
- Head to https://www.policygenius.com/ to save up to $1,055 per year on your home and auto insurance rates
- Go to https://Freshly.com/MOM for $40 off your first two orders.

JEANS UP!! Tom Segura and Christina P discuss murder shows, Christina's deceptive farts, Mr. Potatohead, Tom's rebirth, and why Nadav is eligible for the vaccine. They watch an update from the "Ayayay" guy, a cool gal's rant about blood, a new Fedsmoker video, fan-submitted "animal" submissions, and more!

Josh Potter is a comedian and host of The Josh Potter Show. He joins the Main Mommies for a special Women's History Month segment detailing four of the most prolific female serial killers. Todd and Tina wrap up the show by watching this week's Toks.

Direct download: YMH_593_MP3_AIRMASTER.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EDT

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