Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

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We start off this week of Your Mom's House Podcast with Tom Segura and Christina P jamming to a classic #YMH banger, "Vocal Fry" by Gaping Dad! With all this vocal fry talk, we start talking about the family that made it popular, the Kardashians, and how insane of transformation Kylie Jenner has had over the years. That leads us to discussing the Travis Scott fiasco as Astro World. Tom then talks about going to sporting events with his dad, Top Dog, who has a real problem with parking/traffic anxiety. We open on a grandpa who gives an update on his brown situation, and we get another sneak peak at the primo googling skills Nadav has to offer as well as an update on airport codes! The mommies discuss how miserable Thanksgiving can be and give tips on the little things you can to make it slightly more bearable. We see the newest British rendition of our favorite garage worker and wonder what kind of revenge you can participate in legally. Eye for an eye? We then unveil a new FedSmoker video (to us) where he seems to be falling head over heels for lady he met at the district attorney's office of a town he's passing through. How would you react if FedSmoker started making a pass at you? We talk about Top Dog saying words wrong for almost no reason, like concierge, Joe Pesci, and Washington. We watch some cool clips of the guy with the pet liger and an old lady who claims to not have a stinky meow. Christina makes the claim that if Tom was single he'd be a "weird alone guy." The Apple store has one of the absolute worst in-store experiences of any company in the world, we see a cool guy withstanding quite a bit of horsepower, and we wrap with Christina's TikTok curations! Happy Thanksgiving and make sure you give thanks to those you're thankful for and try not to eat too much but also make sure you eat enough. Okay have a great week!

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This week, Christina P and #GloveComic Tom Segura start off with a jam from the past "Greezy" by Ghost Kru and get remember how cool Chuck Woolery was/is! We see an MMA fighter give a post fight interview loaded with YMH references, the mommies share what they did for their anniversary, and Tom reveals he really wants to get into some specific drugs. We test if Christina still has an aversion to vomit, we discuss all the variables that make a good road trip, and how only family knows how to make you crazy. Tom shares stories about Charo and Top Dog, Christina shares some stories about her cool dad, and we find someone at a city council who is as concerned about #BonelessChickenWings as Christina! We then hear an INCREDIBLE Fart Simpson prank call with a Charo sound board! We watch Chris Larson's November post and learn a cool car tip and get reminded that Thanksgiving is coming up! Tom and Christina watched the new M. Night Shyamalan movie "Aged" and are pretty surprised he gave himself such a big role. We talk about actors that don't age at all like Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise and Paul Rudd. We take a look at Leonardo DiCaprio's cool dating habits, how legitimately cool Jack Nicholson is, Steve Harvey's memo to his staff, and Christina's latest batch of TikToks!

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This week on YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P. #TheGloveComic is back and he's putting that glove in your face! We have a super cool guy giving us a super cool message to all the ladies out there (with a Thanksgiving theme)! We talk about Anne Heche and Ellen Degeneres, bush sizes, and betas that don't eat butts. The main mommies are celebrating their anniversary and they're trying to figure out how they should celebrate 13 years together. Christina talks about Hungarian drinking culture and her cool dads growing up. We get an update on what Tom and Christina are watching: the new season of Netflix's "You," Game of Thrones and Squid Game! Why are Koreans so good at drama? Let's call Bobby Lee and find out! Christina brings her up her favorite new documentary out of the UK, "Breastfeeding My Boyfriend." We review some Horrible or Hilarious and watch some really cool confrontations in public, which leads to the main mommies to share some of their own crazy confrontations. Christina shares a couple stories she's never shared before (even with Tom) about what a lunatic goth kid she was. We wrap up with a bunch of heart felt TikTok curations by Christina!

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Pull those jeans all the way up! Tom Segura and Christina P. joke around a lot about recreational substances, but they are legitimately considering dabbling in angel dust! Tom reveals a Pazsitzky Effect he just discovered, Nadav unsuccessfully googles the meaning of airport codes, learn about Demon pronouns, and talk about the statement Dave Chappelle released. We do a round of Horrible or Hilarious involving scooters and cars! We revisit the great debate of The Tongue TikTok Guy and if it's him making all the sounds, and hear the fans weigh in! We get a Garth update, and take a look at Vincent Gallo's merch store. Will Tom and Christina purchase his overnight services? We watch a video of a cool guy eating fermented meat, get an update on Kevin's egg salad sandwich, and look at your YMH themed pumpkins! And, of course, Christina's TikTok curations!

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Use your one glove to pull those jeans all the way over your head! This week on your Mom's House Podcast with Christina P. and #GloveComic Tom Segura, we test Christina's fear of vomit a bit more, which leads to her retaliating with one of her instant-classic TikToks! This then leads to a VERY heated debate how this cool guy is making some certain sounds. We get a wild update on Studio G's comment section, the "Don't Call Me Daddy" guy apparently doesn't like other things, and we dive into Burnt Crystal's puzzling deep love for himself! We find one of Tom's doppelgangers talking about Aegosexuality, a lady in a dope M&M jacket calling out a dude on the street, and over inclusiveness on playgrounds. Also, Tom is learning that he's actually starting to like Las Vegas! Maybe the key is to not be there for 6 nights in a row? We watch footage Ryan Sickler almost ruin a VERY nice racing car! And of course, we review all your club banger remixes of Cutter The Killer Clown's vocal track! We then wrap up with a batch of Christina's Toks that are definitely more uplifting than last week's batch!

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Pull your jeans up over your head for this week's YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! We get an update on #GloveLife, Daddy Lalagon, and the new Brittany Murphy documentary. Chrisjeansa reveals some real neat Pazsitzky Effects just like when she realized boneless chicken wings aren't just deboned wings! We watch an eye exorcism, a mom who wants NWA songs out of the curriculum, and a lathe video that Nadav enjoys. We got weather updates, dental updates, and we check in with our dear friend Dr. Joe Kort for an interview!

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Your Mom's House Podcast officially makes its transition to Austin and debuts the first episode from the brand new studio! Tom Segura and Christina P also debut "The One Glove Comic," and we ask to please not comment "Daddy" under this post, for real. We then check out Chris Larson's newest social media post welcoming you to October with some birthday shout outs, giving some Halloween tips, and explaining what the weekend is. Christina then gives an update that she thinks her fear of vomit is over! So we try it out and put it to the test! We get an update from one of the all time classics Machines Within guy, someone stole Christina's name for her special, and Tom has a funny story from the road with Matt Fulchiron. Christina brings up an interesting development about the ol' poo pile story Tom's been telling for YEARS... Is he lying? We try and get to the bottom of how boneless chicken wings are made, and talk about some of the sweet Austin food the boys are trying out. Tom and Christina share what it was like when Brad Kreishler stayed with them a week ago... he drank a lot. Then we wrap up this show with some TikToks and debuting Christina's rap video with Kreayshawn!

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JEANS UP!! This is the last episode of YMH that was filmed in Los Angeles' Studio Jeans. Tom Segura and Christina P reflect on everything that happened in this studio. They then follow up with YMH staffer Chris Larson about his monthly Instagram posts, discuss why Hobby Lobby is against Halloween, and recap Tom's show at Mohegan Sun. They watch videos of a cool cop supporter, a car wash dad, and a bunch more people flubbing Bert Kreischer's name.

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HIGH AND TIGHT!! On this week's YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P swap sharting stories, take a look at YMH staffer Chris Larson's most recent Instagram videos, discuss Christina's "Mom Song" that she recorded with Kreayshawn, talk about their most recent live show, and call Top Dog to discuss the problems he's been having with his taint. They watch videos of a cool guy who wants to eat your brown, updates from Unk Shine and The King, an insane chiropractor clip, a vintage mechanical video which drops the r-word, and more.

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Today on YMH, Tom and Christina introduce their new idea for a podcast called Hawdies the Pod. Then, they discover how kids hide drugs, smoke alcohol and get drunk using tampons. Next, they look at new face tattoos and get find an update from a YMH cool guy. Afterwards, Tom and Christina consider going to a Garth Brooks concert and whether or not they could eat human meat. Last, they watch some videos including Tramp Talk, eating butter and Happy Thursday.

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Hey there! It's another episode of Your Mom's House and there is a ton of important news and events to cover! First on the docket is pee. How not to get it on you when you go. Can you push too hard? Afterward we'll dive into this hit new show that no one is talking about called Game of Thrones. Followed by nonbinary parent names after that. Could YOU be a zaza or a dama? And as always our senior TikTok culture correspondent Christina P has a fresh batch of clips for us to explore as we "get the freaky stuff out."

Then Kevin Christy joins the fun and gives us the lowdown on working in Sacramento, why sports players and coaches are some of the weirdest folks out there, and his take on Steven Seagal's interesting martial arts skills. Then Tom takes Kevin down his favorite rabbit hole of pain with some fresh Horrible or Hilarious clips. It's all coming up so don't miss it!

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On today's Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina open the show by looking at young Garth Brooks, watching a new video from the King and reminiscing about their previous show with Shaggy and the Creep. Next, Christina and Tom talk to Chris about dating, what his turn offs are and try to persuade him to post more. After that, they watch some videos including an update to the Canadian driver's arrest, a wheelchair trick and a guy jumping out of a three story window. Then, they have a heated debate about the word impactful, Tom sings to Christina in Spanish and Christina reveals the time she knew she was in love with Tom. Last, they find out what Garth Brook's wife smells like, talk about men wearing shorts and Chris does his own version of a Happy Friday video.

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It's a very special episode of Your Mom's House today as Insane Clown Posse's Shaggy and his co-host from the Palcast, The Creep, stop by! First off, Tom and Christina discuss pitching a heroin hotel to Shark tank, the lost conversation with Dr. Joe Kort about being gay, straight or bisexual and take a walk down memory lane with Christina's old comedy tour posters.

Then, Shaggy and The Creep stop by to talk about his various injuries, how McDonald's helped introduce him to the Creep and how they came up with pie fives. Then we run them through our favorite juggalo videos including a guy who regrets his ICP tattoo, scissor ASMR and Super Humman. After that, they go over Christina's date with the King, Tom's beef with Garth Brooks and Christina shows Shaggy and The Creep some her latest TikTok curations.

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Today on Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina discuss both of their injuries, Hungary's new immigration fence and Christina's upcoming special. Then, they talk about a new show they're watching called Game of Thrones, more people messing up Bert's name and what it's like flying when you're handicapped. After that, Tom and CP mention seeing fellow injured person Connor McGregor at their hotel, watch some Horrible or Hilarious videos and Tom reveals an old Garth Brooks interview that reaffirms what he already knew. Last, they talk about making brown in front of each other, being stuck in the house and round out the show watching Christina's curated TikTok videos.

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WHAT? This week on YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P are still keeping their jeans high and tight through the eye infections and smashed ankles! We get a lunch update from Tom and reveal Nadav's secrets to reaching his healthy/morbidly obese weight! Did you know you could buy cookie dough by the pint?! We watch a new Fedsmoker video where he terrorizes an innocent bystander, AND we discover a guy who surgically transitioned into becoming Korean! We watch an insane video that revolts Christina and gets Tom to put his head in a trash can. Then we get into some brown talk and see a guy really frustrated with how his body doesn't completely evacuate EVERYTHING it's got.

Then, Ryan Sickler returns to Studio Jeans and joins Tom Segura! Ryan discusses an altercation with a construction worker he had, and Tom warns him to look out for wasps/waspes! They'll really get you! Ryan then talks about his brother's snake/animal phase as a kid. He was pulling all sorts of really intense pranks that absolutely no one would be down with. Sickler shares an intense story about "turfing" someone's yard as a kid and getting extremely lucky. They analyze a British cool guy being nuisance on a construction site, watch "Horrible or Hilarious" videos and clips of people flubbing Bert Kreischer's name.

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JEANS UP!! On this week's YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss how CP got pink eye, their son, Ellis, bringing home a toad, the Netflix show "Halston," and more. They watch a video of polyamorous human dogs, some more "point of privilege" clips, and Christina's TikTok curations.

Beth Stelling is a comedian and writer. She joins Tom Segura to discuss making her stand-up special "Girl Daddy," strip clubs, and getting brown on your finger. They also watch "Horrible or Hilarious" videos and clips of people flubbing Bert Kreischer's name.

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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KEEP FEATHERIN IT!! On this week's YMH, Christina P zooms into Studio Jeans to talk to Tom Segura about the weather in Austin, Texas, their son picking up wild animals, YMH staffer Enny's unique brown technique, American Ninja Warrior, and more. They watch an update from The King, a guy showing you how to brown like Enny, YMH All-Star Charles getting recognized at a restaurant, and more!

Bill Burr is a comedian, actor, and host of the "Monday Morning Podcast" and "Bill Bert Podcast." He joins Tom Segura to discuss acting in "The Mandalorian," his experience doing mushrooms, cancel culture, and his last bad bomb. He plays "Horrible or Hilarious," watches clips of people flubbing Bert Kreischer's name, and reacts to a guy who is extremely angry about Nascar's cooler ban.

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JEANS UP!! Tom Segura and Christina P discuss their favorite cool guys, "Halston" on Netflix, the girl Tom saw on a plane wearing only a bikini, and Austin, Texas weather talk. They watch videos of some cool road rage, CP's TikToks, and take a look at photos of Christina's scoot scoot and her injury.

George Perez is a comedian and host of the George Perez Stories podcast. He joins Tom Segura to discuss taking a break from stand-up because of prison, strip clubs in different cities, getting gang tattoos, and more. They watch videos of a cool lady singing on the subway, Adriana Chechik describing her weekend schedule, a dude who breaks bad news to people, and some "Horrible or Hilarious" videos.

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KEEP FEATHERING IT!!! Christina P zooms in from Austin, Texas to chat with Tom Segura about her scoot scoot, mixing oxys with wine, coffee dates, shirtless guys in Austin, Tom's sex bag, and more. They watch a video of a guy who is not interested in dating gold diggers and a fan made Match.com commercial featuring all our favorite cool guys.

Ian Edwards is a comedian, actor, and writer. He joins Tom Segura to discuss working out, high school fights, dealing with paparazzi, Jamaican accents, and soccer. They watch videos of a failed citizen's arrest, a Master of Accents of a 107 year old Irish farmer, some of The King's greatest hits, and a batch of CP's TikToks.

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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HOME HERE NOW!!! Christina P zooms in from Austin, Texas to chat with Tom Segura about names that would suck to have, Nadav taking his lunch home in a trash bag, what his Christian name should be, Austin chit chat, the show "Couples Therapy," and more. They watch a cool video of Rajneesh discussing democracy.

Johnny Pemberton is an actor, comedian, and the host of the "Live to Tape" podcast. He joins Tom Segura to discuss GHB, car accidents, big fakers, Armie Hammer, Matt Lauer, and Enny's brown schedule. They watch some "Horrible or Hilarious" videos, a cool guy explaining why women like older men, a guy looking for single moms to hit him up, a dude who insists he isn't a cuck, a cool swinger couple, and a batch of Christina's TikTok curations.

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HIGH AND TIGHT!! Russell Peters joins Tom Segura for this week's YMH. They discuss boxing, hip-hop, what it's like hanging out with the king of Jordan, getting intimate on flights, and much more. They watch videos of a dude announcing his mayoral run on the way to jail, unintelligible drunk Southern guys, a man flipping out at a block party, Shaggy 2 Dope of Insane Clown Posse breaking his arm, a Russian back massage, and Christina P's TikTok curations.

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LIVE LIFE 365!! Today on Your Mom's House, Christina P joins the show from home because of her ankle injury. Her and Tom Segura talk about how she injured her ankle, and give an update on how recovery is going. After that, comedian Ian Bagg stops by to talk about Canadian tendencies, doing a gig after getting injured and hotel shower doors. Then, Tom introduces Ian to YMH All-Star Unkle Shine, and informs him of the unique way Enny makes brown. Next, Tom shows Ian some "Horrible or Hilarious" videos which include a guy jumping off a roof, a couple falling from a balcony and someone belly flopping. Last, Tom plays some of Christina's latest TikTok curations, and Ian talks about his new true crime after show to the "Sword and Scale" podcast.

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JEANS UP!! On this week's episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Instagram's new pronoun feature, why summer sucks if you're fat, and take look at new videos from Garth Brooks and Cobra Tate.

Nikki Glaser and Andrew Collin are comedians and the hosts of "The Nikki Glaser Podcast." They join the Main Mommies to discuss living together, cheating in school, writing embarrassing poetry, and more! Todd and Crystal introduce them to YMH All-Stars The King, Cobra Tate, and our video message cool guys. They also get brought up to speed on G and watch CP's TikTok curations.

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HIGH AND TIGHT!! It's just the Main Mommies for this week's YMH. Tom Segura and Christina P discuss parents having sex, Enny's new back tattoo, CP's shower revelation, and old music formats. They watch videos of a cool gal that pissed the bed, strong performer Adriana Chechik revealing her weekend schedule, a guy who makes a mistake arguing with a cab driver, a dude who insists you should make girls cheat on their boyfriends, and, of course, Christina's TikTok curations.

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HIGH AND TIGHT!!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Tila Tequila, American Ninja Warrior, women's sports, why women are afraid of Tom, and the Men's Wearhouse chairman who was fired. They watch a guy confess to a cop UNPROMPTED, a cool scientist, and a girl flubbing Bert Kreischer's name.

Nate Bargatze is a comedian and the host of the "Nateland" podcast. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss growing up with a magician father, how he met his wife at Applebee's, Nashville hot chicken, and filming his Netflix special "The Greatest Average American." Tom and Tina show him videos of a Russian guy fighting a bear, a truck almost driving off a cliff, a guy falling off a roof, and this week's TikTok curations.

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LIVE LIFE 365!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss their move to Austin, Texas, the YMH Live show in West Palm Beach, Florida, getting excited by nature, eating scrum, and shaving pubic hair. They watch videos of a woman crashing her car while on Instagram Live, a cool guy explaining why Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is hot, Kevin Samuels being brutally honest with a larger woman, a pan flute "dad boner," YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne's new TikTok video, a prank call by Fart Simpson featuring Unkle Shine and more! Tom also shares a video of his mom, Charo, dancing drunk, as well as the cool heat storm he witnessed in Florida.

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KEEP FEATHERIN' IT BROTHER!! It's just Tommy, Tina, and their dog, Bitsy, this week. They start off the episode by listening to an old school YMH banger, before discussing Christina P's "ho slides," unacceptable male footwear, Nadav's conversion to Catholicism, and some brown talk. They watch a cool guy sing a song, YMH all-star Fedsmoker fighting in a McDonald's, a chimp throwing poop at an old woman, a crazy fight on an airplane, some of CP's TikTok's and more!

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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YOU BET I'M COMING UP IN MAY!! Tom Segura and Christina P watch videos of a lady eating a worm, Fedsmoker calling the FBI, a guy driving into a lake, and more. They discuss eating boogers, acai bowls, the people Christina's parents dates, and Nadav's sneaky behavior.

Shuli Egar is a comedian, radio personality, and host of "The Shuli Show" podcast. He joins Jean and Jean to talk about starting on The Howard Stern Show and why he left the show, staying with Wack Packer Beetlejuice, and growing up with Israeli parents. Of course, he also watches Christina's TikTok curations for this week.

Direct download: YMH_604_ShuliEgar_MP3_AIRMASTER.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 6:00am EST

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GOOD MORNING JEANS ABOVE 18!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss why they think 4/20 is stupid, Demi Lovato's frozen yogurt controversy, the birthday gift Bert Kreischer got for Tom, Top Dog's love for Diet Coke, Tom and CP's new favorite show "Couples Therapy," and slides that hoes wear. They watch an update from our favorite drunk Irish guy, a dude who gets fired up about his Taco Bell quesadilla, an update from the "Dad Bod Cool Guy," a couple "Horrible or Hilarious" videos, a news story on some cool graffiti that's been popping up in Canada, and this week's TikTok curations. Plus, Enny got surprised by CP's stand-in doll from a few weeks ago. The Main Mommies take a look at the security camera footage of the encounter.

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JEANS UP!! Tom Segura and Christina P start off this week's episode of YMH by discussing Orson Welles' famous Paul Masson champagne commercial, Zac Efron in 17 Again, taking pictures with fans, and Bert Kreischer's birthday present for Tom. Christina also shows off the birthday cake she had specially made for him. They watch videos of a guy showing off his dad bob, a remix of the Indian bee attack from a couple weeks ago, and a clip of Tom's early stand-up. They read listener emails from a girl who went on a date with Tony Johns, and another who cleaned up bodily fluids at Disneyland.

Justin Martindale is a comedian and the host of the "Glitter and Garbage" podcast. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss TikTok, life as a gay man, the doctor who insists having sex with men doesn't make you gay, and hooking up with straight guys. Tom and Tina help Justin create a Grindr profile, and show him videos of YMH All-Star RPC, "Horrible or Hilarious" videos, and Christina's TikTok curations for this week.

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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Today on Your Mom's House, comedian Yannis Pappas joins the crew to talk about New York, West coast versus East coast comedians, and being single in Miami. Next, Yannis explains how comics are incredibly similar to serial cool guys and they try to determine whether or not they would rather hook up with a trans-girl or trans-boy. Then, they talk about the love/hate relationship of New York, tough comedy clubs, and disruptive audiences. Lastly, Tom and Christina show Yannis their current favorite TikTok's including a 57 year old nice guy selling panties the difference between an escort and a wife, and more!

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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On today's Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina start off by celebrating the 600th episode of YMH. Then, Christina tells a story about her latest show in Des Moines, and the consequence of leaving Tom without milking the bear first. Next, Tom and Christina discuss marital loves, their favorite cool videos to watch and the ones that turn them off. After that, Christina and Tom talk about their gross behavior during tours, comedy club bathrooms and Tom shows off his Australian accent. Lastly, Tom and Christina try to persuade Nadav to convert to Catholicism.

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JEANS UP!! Tom Segura is joined by Sopranos actor and YMH super-fan Robert Iler. Once again, Christina P is rocking a bit of a new look. They discuss annoying things people do in public, Rob's biggest drug binges, auditioning for roles, and Tom's most recent experience on The Joe Rogan Experience. They watch videos of a guy who was interrupted while browning, an Indian bee attack, a cool guy's message to Iggy Azalea, a massive bicycling accident, a new video from Norman Summerton, and the "Plan B Russian Roulette" girls reacting to YMH Live 4!

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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WELCOME TO LUCIFER'S LAIR!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P recap YMH Live 4, watch audience reactions to the heavy segment, discusses public defecation and Disneyland debauchery, and take a look at guys in tight biker shorts. They watch videos of Fedsmoker talking to an extremely patient cop, a PSA about weight bias, an insane Russian marriage proposal, some "Horrible or Hilarious" videos, and, of course, Christina's TikTok curations.

Direct download: YMH_598_Solo_MP3_AIRMASTER.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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HIGH AND TIGHT!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the cool videos Tom surprises Nadav with, their upcoming move to Austin, Texas, the various weird and annoying neighbors they've had over the years, and their son's playdate with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's son. They watch this week's BTA submissions, a super cool white dude's song, some "Horrible or Hilarious" videos, some new pup play, and a Fedsmoker video from the vault. Of course, we also watch Christina's TikTok curations.

Direct download: YMH_597_Solo_MP3_AIRMASTER.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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WHAT'S UP THERE CHOMO!! This week Tom Segura and Christina P discuss CP's possible future body modifications, why Tom talks to himself, Christine's crushes on the actors from Cobra Kai, and revisit their debate about who has the grosser habits. They watch videos of an upset Twitch streamer, some "Horrible or Hilarious" clips, Matthew McConaughey's intro to his YouTube channel, a tutorial on the new "Google Like Nadav" website, and more!

Jeremiah Watkins is a comedian and host of the Jeremiah Wonders podcast. His new special "Family Reunion" is available on Amazon Prime April 8. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss being heckled by his parents, growing up going to church three times a week, his wife's pregnancy, and more! Jean and Jean show him videos of an armless man chopping wood, a cool toothless girl, some "Kebab Karens," and this week's round of Christina's TikTok curations.

Direct download: YMH_596_MP3_AIRMASTER.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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JEANS UP!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss why they hate St. Patrick's Day, Tom's new hobby of playing piano, CP's favorite new show, Cobra Kai, and which one of them is grosser. They also react to an Los Angeles Times article about the diversity problem in the hiking community, listen to a new prank call from Fart Simpson, and have fun with the YMH-hacked Joel Osteen Inspiration Cube. They watch BTA submissions, an armless girl driving, a man who farts for his wife, a cool preacher, and a bear being released into a crowd. Also the Ai Yai Yai guy has a message for Christina!

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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THIS EPISODE IS FIRE!! Tom Segura and Christina P look at Tom's old headshots and the fan art that was made with them. They also review more "BTA" submissions, discuss what body modification CP will have done after her nose ring, and recount accidents they've had in public. They watch videos of three cool girls one is on laughing gas asking inappropriate questions to her dentist, another fall off of a treadmill, and the third eats seafood with her feet.

Hasan Minhaj is a comedian, actor, and television host. He joins the Main Mommies on the couch to discuss pronunciation of his name, hosting the White House Correspondent's Dinner, his parents, chains, and more. Tim and Crystal introduce him to Fedsmoker, show him the wonders of TikTok, and play other cool clips for him.

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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JEANS UP!! Tom Segura and Christina P discuss murder shows, Christina's deceptive farts, Mr. Potatohead, Tom's rebirth, and why Nadav is eligible for the vaccine. They watch an update from the "Ayayay" guy, a cool gal's rant about blood, a new Fedsmoker video, fan-submitted "animal" submissions, and more!

Josh Potter is a comedian and host of The Josh Potter Show. He joins the Main Mommies for a special Women's History Month segment detailing four of the most prolific female serial killers. Todd and Tina wrap up the show by watching this week's Toks.

Direct download: YMH_593_MP3_AIRMASTER.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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WHAT IS UP YOU CHOMOS?? This week Tom Segura and Christina P discuss CP's bangs and potential nose ring, questionable goblins in Harry Potter, Tom's hotel sushi ordeal, and Charo getting high over the weekend. They review listener submissions for the "animal" challenge, read emails from a self-proclaimed straight gay guy as well as a woman who received worn panties in the mail by mistake. They watch videos of a guy who got caught stealing a package, a cool guy's dying wish, the problems with white veganism, and an Albanian Christina P lookalike. The Main Mommies also play a round of "Horrible or Hilarious?" and watch this week's batch of TikToks.

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH!! Tom Segura and Christina P revisit the all-time greatest black YMH Clips including the angry NBA 2K dad, the "let me eat ya" guy, Captain Marcel, the TikTok Blood, RPC and more. They debate whether or not the Four Stroke Guy is black, and Enny plays a game of "Tom or Black?" Tom and CP also revisit some of their favorite old drops from Tom's retired soundboard, watch CP's TikToks, and discuss more of the girls Tom was with before Christina.

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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WOULD YOU DATE YOUR MOM?? Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House by discussing Tom's hair transplant, the five love languages, girls Tom was with in college, and how somebody died in the old YMH studio. They watch videos of a a big word anthem, people pointing out personal privilege in socialist convention, a Scottish Fedsmoker, The King's response to CP accepting his date offer, the Live Life 365 guy's flossing tutorial, a golf cart accident, a round of CP's TikToks, and more! They also revisit classic Salome voicemails, and play a new one!

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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GOOD MORNING JEANS ABOVE 18!! Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House with a video of a woman crying because she browned herself at work. They also watch a crying Trump supporter, Senator Chuck Schumer's Freudian slip on the Senate floor, Js getting yelled at by a boat captain, a batch of Christina's TikToks, and a doctor who explains that male on male relations aren't necessarily gay. The Main Mommies then chat with the "Video Message Cool Guy" himself, Elliott. Elliott provides more context for his infamous video and gives some behind the scenes details on the making of it. Jean and Jean then proceed to compare Elliott's video with video message all-stars Charles and Joe. Todd and Crystal wrap up by remembering some of their worst dating mishaps.

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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WHAT'S UP THERE CHOMO?! Tom Segura and Christina P kick off this episode of YMH by revisiting Marc Rebillet's YMH Live 3 banger "Tiddy Tiddy." They discuss the documentary "Some Kind of Heaven,"the red flags Christina saw in Tom at the beginning, Nadav's newly-whitened teeth, and Garth Brooks' hair plugs. They also watch videos of a cool swastika guy, an AEW commentator flubbing Bert Kreischer's name once again, a fan parody of Elliott - the video message cool guy, and they pay tribute to the late, great Larry King by rewatching his iconic "Saka Souffle" clips. They read follow-up emails from the paramedic-panty saleswoman a Fans Only creator, and an inquiry about Christine dating The King. This prompts a big announcement from Mommy Tina. Also, Nadav got the Main Mommies a gift - a bottle of tequila from a recent YMH star's company.

Mary Lynn Rajskub is a stand-up comedian and actress. Her new stand-up special "Live From The Pandemic" premieres February 1. Mary Lynn, and the Mommies discuss dating during quarantine, the celebrity dating app Raya, deleted scenes from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," and the pronunciation of "won." Jean and Jean show her how Ariel Helwani pronounces it, as well as a Brazilian politician who got caught sniffing panties, our favorite boot licker, and John McAfee licking his shoe. They naturally bring her up to speed on McAfee, playing for her the infamous "hammock" clips.

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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GOOD DAY TO YOU CHOMOS!! In this episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the film "The Secrets We Keep," Armie Hammer's cool leaked DMs, and The Night Stalker Netflix documentary. They watch a video explaining last week's subway boot licker, a cool guy pastor on why women are weak, more clips of Hilaria Baldwin pretending to be from Spain, several Horrible or Hilarious videos, an NFL wife's daily routine, some open defecation, and a dude's Charles-esque video message asking out a girl. They also do a deep dive on Matthew McConaughey's Instagram and watch this week's batch of CP's TikToks.

Cameron Van Hoy is a writer and director. He joins the Main Mommies via Zoom to discuss his most recent feature film "Flinch," which Tom is in. They discuss how Cameron got the movie made, watching the film in drive-in theaters, and the fun Tom had during the stunt scenes.

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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NOW THERE'S A COOL GUY!! Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of YMH by watching a super cool guy's underwear unboxing. They also take a look at a language coach's lesson on the word "won," AEW commentators flubbing Bert Kreischer's name, a demiboy pronoun lecture, Fedsmoker confronting a newspaper publisher, Tom explaining to Larry King, in the iconic "Saka Souffle" interview, that he wishes he could dunk, and more. The Main Mommies officially announce their move to Austin, TX, review submissions for the "King POV" contest, recap a neighbor fight that Tom overheard, and pay tribute to Comedy Store pianist Jeff Scott.

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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HAPPY NEW YEAR CHOMOS! Tom Segura and Christina P kick off this episode of YMH with a video of a dude who claims he's "just a cool guy." They recap the 2 Bears, 1 Cave New Year's Live Show, and watch Tom's basketball injury, as well as various parodies of it. The Main Mommies discuss a hot button issue from the show: Tom's pronunciation of the word "won." They give Charo and Top Dog a call to have them weigh in on it. They also discuss Hilaria Baldwin's recent controversy, their experience having COVID-19, their favorite action movie franchises, and the time Tom attended Matt Damon's birthday party. We get an update from YMH All-Star Norman Summerton, watch a Fedsmoker video from the vault, and take a look at The King's TikTok evolution. Also, CP is now a certified "Queen Above 18," sporting one of The King's signature sweatshirts!

Direct download: YMH585_AirMaster_Revised.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:26am EST

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