Fri, 27 June 2014
Take care of your rectum and its "situations" or get a Woolery-approved lubricant to stop the pools of blood.
We can't stop the madness and the madness is in the form of music. MAKE IT STOP! Or don't?
How come an itchy butt will just pop up out of nowhere? We break it down!
We're thinking of getting a (legal) slave - PLUS Dental Updates, a NEW Corporate song and more!
Direct download: YMH_234.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 1:20am EDT
Wed, 25 June 2014
There are kids here so please SIT YOUR WHORE ASS DOWN! That's a pretty aggressive way to address a fellow passenger, but we all have our days. Chuck Woolery blames Canada and wants to take them down! Will you side with him?
Our bed is old and we are ready for a new one - where do you sleep, outside? On nails? Share your experience.
Tina's fart game has been raised and the Mommies make a promise to stop droppin bombs - can they keep it?
REAL TALK - The Gypsies are back and White Trashier than ever. S**T just got way worser, ya'll. Will we ever eradicate them?
This episode is like a bag of chips going into a bowl.
Direct download: YMH_233.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:53am EDT
Fri, 20 June 2014
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme said the less than fully toothed lady. That's no way to get the joint passed over, boo. You gotta mind your manners!
White trash is a special breed of human and we like to think of them as the worst (and most entertaining) representation of our race. From West Virginian gypsies to your standard meth head, there's no shortage of awful when it comes to the White man.
Biggie vs Beatles is no where near over. We read your emails as you side with one or the other - and you don't hold back!
Plus dozens of awful songs have been pouring in. We bless your earholes with the sweet sounds of no talent.
Top Dog is on the horn and he now wants to be an author. Won't you buy his book?
Direct download: YMH_232.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 4:04pm EDT
Thu, 19 June 2014
What hurts on you? Your what, your what, your what? That's nice, lady! As the Great Italian pornographer, Rocco says, "You must have both the passion and the chemistry and the focus and not know when the end is here for it to go with what is there." Understand?
Peter Caine is our new hero. Don't you dare threaten him and don't EVER leave your dog with a friend. Friends are the worst.
Bad songs are evidently existence in abundance. Thank you for filling our inbox with them. Is the Biggie/Beatles debate over? Nope! Who do you side with, Tina's super white/super lame explanation or Tom's hard and black and super real argument?
Gross sexual kinks are fascinating. Do you have one? Please share. And, you know what I'm sayin, we want that GENUINE "Gnam sayin" Know what we're saying?
Bossa Nova forever!
Direct download: YMH_231.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 1:24am EDT
Fri, 13 June 2014
Body Talk, yo. What's your body say about you? Do you have towels? Partners? A LOT of time? Get your fitness on, God.
Tina's not playin. She's doing Quadruplethons and she's sponsored by Chili and other premium fitness brands.
We love working out in prison and prison movies too! Chopper and Bronson are doing it real big and with cool accents.
More bad songs, DENTAL UPDATE, WYR and More!
Direct download: YMH_230.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 3:24am EDT
Wed, 11 June 2014
The battle continues! What's the worst song we've ever heard? YOU GET TO DECIDE. Could it be about Ames, Iowa? Maybe. West Saint Paul? Possibly. Chinese Food? Hey, what's happening here? Luckily for you, it's all terrible.
Horses are NOT WELCOME in the Mommy Dome. Get your glue machine out of our faces. Smelly, demon dwellers.
Vietnamese seems like a difficult language. Now try it with a gun to your head. We make it easy!!!
Plus we have to navigate how to say a very, um, difficult name to pronounce.
Direct download: YMH_229.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:45am EDT
Fri, 6 June 2014
When you bark like a dog, you should BARK LIKE A REAL ENRAGED DOG. Thankfully, we have the man to show you how it's done. Ain't no woof woof over here, kid.
Your Jeans have spoken and confirmed what HALF of US already knew - Tommy is pretty close to being the MAIN MOMMY via the Biggie vs Bowie vs Beatles debate.
But then again Tina hasn't stopped making brown for the last few days, so does the MAIN MOMMY CROWN belong on her???
We have more awful songs and examine a Tyler Perry, uh, movie - is that what they're called? It also has a song that could run alongside Summertime and Social. It's BAD meaning BAD.
Direct download: YMH_228.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 3:23am EDT
Wed, 4 June 2014
DON'T RECORD ME, SON! Stay up, Staten Island. And yo, I heard your girl been giving that stuff out to all dem guys, yo!
Who would you rather have playing at your birthday party a leather boy or a B Boy? You're picking sides here, dawg. Tina is eating a lot of veggies and her toots are sending a clear message. Will she respond appropriately???
If you report the news, report it! Say the thing that the guy said. We're adults. We can handle it, jeans.
There are songs galore here and an ALL NEW FILL HER UP that will have you seriously deliberating who to seal shut! Aren't you glad that SUMMERTIME IS HERE. It's the best, right?
Direct download: YMH_227.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 1:19am EDT