Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

This is our final gift to you in the year 2015, a visit from beloved guest, world prostitute chaser and medical lab rat, YOSHI!

As always, no written word can prepare or describe what Yoshi bring to the table. Put in your ear buds, crank the volume and enjoy this one. 

Thanks for a great 2015, MOMMIES!

Direct download: YMH_324.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:30pm EDT

Merry Jeansmas!

Hope you all are snuggling and kissing and drinking cocoa by the fire. We have a baby jeans and will be doing all that, gurl. 

This episode has magic: enemas, OMG Maria, Top Dog, Kim Ahn breaking it down HARD CORE, Would You Rather's and a whole lot more. 

Please be safe and allow denim into your heart. 

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Direct download: YMH_323.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:30pm EDT

Is Baby Jeans here?! You'll just have to listen to find out!

What happens when you get AIDS from someone and you see them on public transit? You gotta call them out, yo! 

RIP Greg Giraldo

Plus the KING has been in hiding for a while and now we have confirmation that he's BACK! 

And Tommy insists that his DJing will pay off in the future, I mean, listen to what Paris Hilton is doing. You get to decide if its good. 

Direct download: YMH_322.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:30pm EDT

What a Jeanstastic episode! The FedEx controversy RAGES on! Tommy has some damning evidence that may turn Christina's pronunciation on it's head. Um, do we have an exclusive interview with Throatzilla aka Orally Gifted? Yes, yes jeans we do! Also important Steven Segal update. Fill her up and seal her shut! What a BIG DAY!

Direct download: YMH_321.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:30pm EDT

Bond, Jeans Bond is the name or perhaps you're more familiar with Double 0 Denim as I'm known inside these walls. The mommies have a spectacular bonus clip of the new Bond movie and you are sure to love it. 

Plus is a white boy claiming to be a crip the real deal or is he frontin in a red hat?

We have the Farsi voicemails translated, the lamest dude ever in porn and a call from Tommy's Uncle Bill

You got that sauce, mane?

Direct download: YMH_320.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:30pm EDT