Tue, 30 December 2014
What is love? When you've been someone long enough that you can say, "That's stupid of you," and then they respond, "Then I'm stupid. Let me be stupid!" That's true love. It's real contempt under a thin layer of decency that says, "I know I have to live with you."
When people have been together more than 50 years it can be quite colorfully spoken.
A fun game you can play with your significant other is ask strangers how old they think your partner is and then brace yourself when they (hopefully) guess FAR older. It's a real HOOT.
Plus Tom hung out with an older man in a sauna. Did it get weird? Well, they covered cannibalism, prostitution and drugs. So it gets fun.
The brown detectives may have solved an age old mystery. Maybe it will prevent future loose stools. We'll see.
Jeans, this is the final episode of 2014. Let's promise each other one thing, next year, even HIGHER!
Direct download: YMH_274.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00pm EDT
Wed, 24 December 2014
It's that time of year again - Baby Jesus has been born and there are great songs and hopefully wonderful gifts unless you're poor (yuck).
We, as always, give back to the little Mommies. And this time we really deliver. Unwrap the paper and take in some Shane Lee. That's right the internet sensation who "teaches" vocal lessons is now in the DOME!
He does impressions, requests and, well, whatever he feels like saying. It's awesome and it's here. Plus your two mothers have some wonderful clips including NEW (is that possible) talents that Steven Segal has - like God? (Actually, YES).
And what's a better gift than breakin down some brown with Top Dog. Rejoice!
Direct download: YMH_273.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 3:41am EDT
Tue, 16 December 2014
A man's desire to call out to a woman is so strong that it can overwhelm his own mental illness. Literally, the pieces that are missing in his brain will come together for a moment if that moment means sexual release.
Farts. This episode has them. From both mommies. Will you eat what we fart on?
Plus Garth meets Meeeh, meets more melodies. It's creepy, weird and wonderful all at the same time. Guys should cover their nipples, You BETTER wash your nuts and your other stinky parts (especially if you want someone going in there).
And we talk family - and what is a reasonable amount of time to spend with them - Minutes?
Get your festive jeans on!
Direct download: YMH_272.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:30pm EDT
Wed, 10 December 2014
Yooooo! If you spend time overseas be careful! You could get AIDS. From a towel. Especially if a lot of dudes drop their stuff in that towel, ya feel me?
Pat Robertson is a national treasure. While some look to him for spiritual leadership, we find him to have his finger on the pulse of what's funny and this guy is hilarious.
Plus we have some new songs and we have to admit, they are DADGUM GOOD!
Can we teach you how to sing? Yes. BEATBOX? You betcha! AND we got that Chris Gaines music that you know you wanna hear.
Would you mind pulling your jeans a little higher?
Direct download: YMH_271.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 1:03am EDT
Wed, 3 December 2014
Are ya'll ready for some slick stuff? Cool stuff? NEAT stuff? What about RAW stuff? Well, you're gonna get it cause we're breaking down these walls between us and we like that!
Are you done wiping the vomit from the rim of your mouth? Good. Now get ready to puke again when Garth Brooks speaks and is genuine about "having a conversation" with you.
We get "Country" on this one, but it isn't all bad. We actually like some of your backwoods, incestuous anthems.
Plus Theo must face the fact that he's named after an accused serial rapists TV son. And that ain't gonna fly, Jack! We must give him a NEW name OR can we simply call him by his BIRTH NAME?!?! You mean he has one? Yup.
This episode is LOADED. Jeans UP!!
Direct download: YMH_270.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 3:43am EDT