Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

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WHAT'S UP THERE CHOMO?! Tom Segura and Christina P kick off this episode of YMH by revisiting Marc Rebillet's YMH Live 3 banger "Tiddy Tiddy." They discuss the documentary "Some Kind of Heaven,"the red flags Christina saw in Tom at the beginning, Nadav's newly-whitened teeth, and Garth Brooks' hair plugs. They also watch videos of a cool swastika guy, an AEW commentator flubbing Bert Kreischer's name once again, a fan parody of Elliott - the video message cool guy, and they pay tribute to the late, great Larry King by rewatching his iconic "Saka Souffle" clips. They read follow-up emails from the paramedic-panty saleswoman a Fans Only creator, and an inquiry about Christine dating The King. This prompts a big announcement from Mommy Tina. Also, Nadav got the Main Mommies a gift - a bottle of tequila from a recent YMH star's company.

Mary Lynn Rajskub is a stand-up comedian and actress. Her new stand-up special "Live From The Pandemic" premieres February 1. Mary Lynn, and the Mommies discuss dating during quarantine, the celebrity dating app Raya, deleted scenes from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," and the pronunciation of "won." Jean and Jean show her how Ariel Helwani pronounces it, as well as a Brazilian politician who got caught sniffing panties, our favorite boot licker, and John McAfee licking his shoe. They naturally bring her up to speed on McAfee, playing for her the infamous "hammock" clips.

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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GOOD DAY TO YOU CHOMOS!! In this episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the film "The Secrets We Keep," Armie Hammer's cool leaked DMs, and The Night Stalker Netflix documentary. They watch a video explaining last week's subway boot licker, a cool guy pastor on why women are weak, more clips of Hilaria Baldwin pretending to be from Spain, several Horrible or Hilarious videos, an NFL wife's daily routine, some open defecation, and a dude's Charles-esque video message asking out a girl. They also do a deep dive on Matthew McConaughey's Instagram and watch this week's batch of CP's TikToks.

Cameron Van Hoy is a writer and director. He joins the Main Mommies via Zoom to discuss his most recent feature film "Flinch," which Tom is in. They discuss how Cameron got the movie made, watching the film in drive-in theaters, and the fun Tom had during the stunt scenes.

Direct download: YMH_587_Solo_MP3_AIRMASTER.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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NOW THERE'S A COOL GUY!! Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of YMH by watching a super cool guy's underwear unboxing. They also take a look at a language coach's lesson on the word "won," AEW commentators flubbing Bert Kreischer's name, a demiboy pronoun lecture, Fedsmoker confronting a newspaper publisher, Tom explaining to Larry King, in the iconic "Saka Souffle" interview, that he wishes he could dunk, and more. The Main Mommies officially announce their move to Austin, TX, review submissions for the "King POV" contest, recap a neighbor fight that Tom overheard, and pay tribute to Comedy Store pianist Jeff Scott.

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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HAPPY NEW YEAR CHOMOS! Tom Segura and Christina P kick off this episode of YMH with a video of a dude who claims he's "just a cool guy." They recap the 2 Bears, 1 Cave New Year's Live Show, and watch Tom's basketball injury, as well as various parodies of it. The Main Mommies discuss a hot button issue from the show: Tom's pronunciation of the word "won." They give Charo and Top Dog a call to have them weigh in on it. They also discuss Hilaria Baldwin's recent controversy, their experience having COVID-19, their favorite action movie franchises, and the time Tom attended Matt Damon's birthday party. We get an update from YMH All-Star Norman Summerton, watch a Fedsmoker video from the vault, and take a look at The King's TikTok evolution. Also, CP is now a certified "Queen Above 18," sporting one of The King's signature sweatshirts!

Direct download: YMH585_AirMaster_Revised.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:26am EST

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