Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

If you feel something in your shorts and it feels like you should go to the bathroom, you probably should. Thankfully, we have audio of someone who didn't. 

What about a Dad Jokes Only tour? Would you get tickets? Huh? C'mon, buddy! Multiple choice!! OKAY!!!

Should a wipe ALWAYS be clean? We debate as ONE OF US believes that a little something on there is fine. I mean, why use paper AT ALL?!?

Dental update: If you're old, be old. Teeth included. Veneers make you look INSANE. 

Plus a Peter Caine update - he isn't happy with any of us. Is it because we don't own a Raven?

Direct download: YMH_311.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:30pm EDT

Drink Mountain Dew before bed! A riveting Dental Update from Tom - buckle up you will be shocked. Kamala Devi revelations (our favorite Poly-Bi couple). Safe Haven pooping locations. Christina is getting hit on by black guys now more than ever! Plus a special phone call with a YMH favorite - Peter Caine. Huge episode!

Direct download: YMH_310.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 8:37pm EDT

Have you ever just done it in a parking lot on the pavement? Were you drunk? We are still Poly and Bi and loving it! Will Tom appreciate Christina's farts this week? The Cincy fart lives on. Tom insists that Christina is flirting with both their post man and a local Whole Foods Employee. A very sad dental update. Lots of mommy mail and a call from Top Dog!! Is it heaven on earth? No, it's just  Your Mom's House!

Direct download: ymh309.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

Do you jerk your meats in public? Only if you work late night at a gas station. But don't do it if you are surrounded by glass. John Cranley update - when will he listen to our demands for a Cincinnatti fart memorial?? Steven Segal revelations, intense fart conversations and football. Have you implemented a thumbs up system in your house yet? I hope so!



Direct download: YMH_308.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:31pm EDT

Oh Jeans, Jeans, Jeans - that's not an echo - don't worry, we fixed that! SORRY Sorry sorry.

We have a new system in place for bodily noises and acknowledging them - one thumb up top and two for down below. Please join and use our system in your lives.

A few weeks back Christina broke down barriers with what has been given the name, The Cincinnati Fart. Please help immortilize her accomplishment by petitioning the Queen City to memorialize this feat. Info on how in the episode. 

We know a lot of people Style Suck us, but what a certain morning radio recently did just let us know that the Mom's are the talk of the town, Na mean?

Lots of good audio in this one. (YEAH!)

Direct download: YMH_307.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:30pm EDT

Do you really think American politics are a joke well then maybe you should consider the platform that Deez Nuts is selling. It covers smells, hair and whatever that thing is that what's his name gave you yesterday.

Plus, if you thought the Smith children were unbearable before you have no idea the new nonense they are spewing (yeah!). 

What are the whore giveaways - Voice? Piercings? What about her feet?

And dude, listen, you can't pull off that gear if you're not in the Rock 'N Roll Hall Of Fame. Let it go. 

Chuck Woolery has a NEW endorsement. Is it GREEZY? Not really, but it sure does cost a lot. Can you imagine being married to Steven Seagal. If you can you probably just passed out.


We don't wear loose jeans in this one.

Direct download: YMH_306_NE.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 8:27pm EDT