Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura (comedy)
Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

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We start off this week of Your Mom's House Podcast with Tom Segura and Christina P jamming to a classic #YMH banger, "Vocal Fry" by Gaping Dad! With all this vocal fry talk, we start talking about the family that made it popular, the Kardashians, and how insane of transformation Kylie Jenner has had over the years. That leads us to discussing the Travis Scott fiasco as Astro World. Tom then talks about going to sporting events with his dad, Top Dog, who has a real problem with parking/traffic anxiety. We open on a grandpa who gives an update on his brown situation, and we get another sneak peak at the primo googling skills Nadav has to offer as well as an update on airport codes! The mommies discuss how miserable Thanksgiving can be and give tips on the little things you can to make it slightly more bearable. We see the newest British rendition of our favorite garage worker and wonder what kind of revenge you can participate in legally. Eye for an eye? We then unveil a new FedSmoker video (to us) where he seems to be falling head over heels for lady he met at the district attorney's office of a town he's passing through. How would you react if FedSmoker started making a pass at you? We talk about Top Dog saying words wrong for almost no reason, like concierge, Joe Pesci, and Washington. We watch some cool clips of the guy with the pet liger and an old lady who claims to not have a stinky meow. Christina makes the claim that if Tom was single he'd be a "weird alone guy." The Apple store has one of the absolute worst in-store experiences of any company in the world, we see a cool guy withstanding quite a bit of horsepower, and we wrap with Christina's TikTok curations! Happy Thanksgiving and make sure you give thanks to those you're thankful for and try not to eat too much but also make sure you eat enough. Okay have a great week!

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This week, Christina P and #GloveComic Tom Segura start off with a jam from the past "Greezy" by Ghost Kru and get remember how cool Chuck Woolery was/is! We see an MMA fighter give a post fight interview loaded with YMH references, the mommies share what they did for their anniversary, and Tom reveals he really wants to get into some specific drugs. We test if Christina still has an aversion to vomit, we discuss all the variables that make a good road trip, and how only family knows how to make you crazy. Tom shares stories about Charo and Top Dog, Christina shares some stories about her cool dad, and we find someone at a city council who is as concerned about #BonelessChickenWings as Christina! We then hear an INCREDIBLE Fart Simpson prank call with a Charo sound board! We watch Chris Larson's November post and learn a cool car tip and get reminded that Thanksgiving is coming up! Tom and Christina watched the new M. Night Shyamalan movie "Aged" and are pretty surprised he gave himself such a big role. We talk about actors that don't age at all like Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise and Paul Rudd. We take a look at Leonardo DiCaprio's cool dating habits, how legitimately cool Jack Nicholson is, Steve Harvey's memo to his staff, and Christina's latest batch of TikToks!

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This week on YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P. #TheGloveComic is back and he's putting that glove in your face! We have a super cool guy giving us a super cool message to all the ladies out there (with a Thanksgiving theme)! We talk about Anne Heche and Ellen Degeneres, bush sizes, and betas that don't eat butts. The main mommies are celebrating their anniversary and they're trying to figure out how they should celebrate 13 years together. Christina talks about Hungarian drinking culture and her cool dads growing up. We get an update on what Tom and Christina are watching: the new season of Netflix's "You," Game of Thrones and Squid Game! Why are Koreans so good at drama? Let's call Bobby Lee and find out! Christina brings her up her favorite new documentary out of the UK, "Breastfeeding My Boyfriend." We review some Horrible or Hilarious and watch some really cool confrontations in public, which leads to the main mommies to share some of their own crazy confrontations. Christina shares a couple stories she's never shared before (even with Tom) about what a lunatic goth kid she was. We wrap up with a bunch of heart felt TikTok curations by Christina!

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Pull those jeans all the way up! Tom Segura and Christina P. joke around a lot about recreational substances, but they are legitimately considering dabbling in angel dust! Tom reveals a Pazsitzky Effect he just discovered, Nadav unsuccessfully googles the meaning of airport codes, learn about Demon pronouns, and talk about the statement Dave Chappelle released. We do a round of Horrible or Hilarious involving scooters and cars! We revisit the great debate of The Tongue TikTok Guy and if it's him making all the sounds, and hear the fans weigh in! We get a Garth update, and take a look at Vincent Gallo's merch store. Will Tom and Christina purchase his overnight services? We watch a video of a cool guy eating fermented meat, get an update on Kevin's egg salad sandwich, and look at your YMH themed pumpkins! And, of course, Christina's TikTok curations!

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Use your one glove to pull those jeans all the way over your head! This week on your Mom's House Podcast with Christina P. and #GloveComic Tom Segura, we test Christina's fear of vomit a bit more, which leads to her retaliating with one of her instant-classic TikToks! This then leads to a VERY heated debate how this cool guy is making some certain sounds. We get a wild update on Studio G's comment section, the "Don't Call Me Daddy" guy apparently doesn't like other things, and we dive into Burnt Crystal's puzzling deep love for himself! We find one of Tom's doppelgangers talking about Aegosexuality, a lady in a dope M&M jacket calling out a dude on the street, and over inclusiveness on playgrounds. Also, Tom is learning that he's actually starting to like Las Vegas! Maybe the key is to not be there for 6 nights in a row? We watch footage Ryan Sickler almost ruin a VERY nice racing car! And of course, we review all your club banger remixes of Cutter The Killer Clown's vocal track! We then wrap up with a batch of Christina's Toks that are definitely more uplifting than last week's batch!

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Pull your jeans up over your head for this week's YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! We get an update on #GloveLife, Daddy Lalagon, and the new Brittany Murphy documentary. Chrisjeansa reveals some real neat Pazsitzky Effects just like when she realized boneless chicken wings aren't just deboned wings! We watch an eye exorcism, a mom who wants NWA songs out of the curriculum, and a lathe video that Nadav enjoys. We got weather updates, dental updates, and we check in with our dear friend Dr. Joe Kort for an interview!

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Your Mom's House Podcast officially makes its transition to Austin and debuts the first episode from the brand new studio! Tom Segura and Christina P also debut "The One Glove Comic," and we ask to please not comment "Daddy" under this post, for real. We then check out Chris Larson's newest social media post welcoming you to October with some birthday shout outs, giving some Halloween tips, and explaining what the weekend is. Christina then gives an update that she thinks her fear of vomit is over! So we try it out and put it to the test! We get an update from one of the all time classics Machines Within guy, someone stole Christina's name for her special, and Tom has a funny story from the road with Matt Fulchiron. Christina brings up an interesting development about the ol' poo pile story Tom's been telling for YEARS... Is he lying? We try and get to the bottom of how boneless chicken wings are made, and talk about some of the sweet Austin food the boys are trying out. Tom and Christina share what it was like when Brad Kreishler stayed with them a week ago... he drank a lot. Then we wrap up this show with some TikToks and debuting Christina's rap video with Kreayshawn!

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HIGH AND TIGHT!! On this week's YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P swap sharting stories, take a look at YMH staffer Chris Larson's most recent Instagram videos, discuss Christina's "Mom Song" that she recorded with Kreayshawn, talk about their most recent live show, and call Top Dog to discuss the problems he's been having with his taint. They watch videos of a cool guy who wants to eat your brown, updates from Unk Shine and The King, an insane chiropractor clip, a vintage mechanical video which drops the r-word, and more.

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Today on YMH, Tom and Christina introduce their new idea for a podcast called Hawdies the Pod. Then, they discover how kids hide drugs, smoke alcohol and get drunk using tampons. Next, they look at new face tattoos and get find an update from a YMH cool guy. Afterwards, Tom and Christina consider going to a Garth Brooks concert and whether or not they could eat human meat. Last, they watch some videos including Tramp Talk, eating butter and Happy Thursday.

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Hey there! It's another episode of Your Mom's House and there is a ton of important news and events to cover! First on the docket is pee. How not to get it on you when you go. Can you push too hard? Afterward we'll dive into this hit new show that no one is talking about called Game of Thrones. Followed by nonbinary parent names after that. Could YOU be a zaza or a dama? And as always our senior TikTok culture correspondent Christina P has a fresh batch of clips for us to explore as we "get the freaky stuff out."

Then Kevin Christy joins the fun and gives us the lowdown on working in Sacramento, why sports players and coaches are some of the weirdest folks out there, and his take on Steven Seagal's interesting martial arts skills. Then Tom takes Kevin down his favorite rabbit hole of pain with some fresh Horrible or Hilarious clips. It's all coming up so don't miss it!

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On today's Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina open the show by looking at young Garth Brooks, watching a new video from the King and reminiscing about their previous show with Shaggy and the Creep. Next, Christina and Tom talk to Chris about dating, what his turn offs are and try to persuade him to post more. After that, they watch some videos including an update to the Canadian driver's arrest, a wheelchair trick and a guy jumping out of a three story window. Then, they have a heated debate about the word impactful, Tom sings to Christina in Spanish and Christina reveals the time she knew she was in love with Tom. Last, they find out what Garth Brook's wife smells like, talk about men wearing shorts and Chris does his own version of a Happy Friday video.

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It's a very special episode of Your Mom's House today as Insane Clown Posse's Shaggy and his co-host from the Palcast, The Creep, stop by! First off, Tom and Christina discuss pitching a heroin hotel to Shark tank, the lost conversation with Dr. Joe Kort about being gay, straight or bisexual and take a walk down memory lane with Christina's old comedy tour posters.

Then, Shaggy and The Creep stop by to talk about his various injuries, how McDonald's helped introduce him to the Creep and how they came up with pie fives. Then we run them through our favorite juggalo videos including a guy who regrets his ICP tattoo, scissor ASMR and Super Humman. After that, they go over Christina's date with the King, Tom's beef with Garth Brooks and Christina shows Shaggy and The Creep some her latest TikTok curations.

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Today on Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina discuss both of their injuries, Hungary's new immigration fence and Christina's upcoming special. Then, they talk about a new show they're watching called Game of Thrones, more people messing up Bert's name and what it's like flying when you're handicapped. After that, Tom and CP mention seeing fellow injured person Connor McGregor at their hotel, watch some Horrible or Hilarious videos and Tom reveals an old Garth Brooks interview that reaffirms what he already knew. Last, they talk about making brown in front of each other, being stuck in the house and round out the show watching Christina's curated TikTok videos.

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WHAT? This week on YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P are still keeping their jeans high and tight through the eye infections and smashed ankles! We get a lunch update from Tom and reveal Nadav's secrets to reaching his healthy/morbidly obese weight! Did you know you could buy cookie dough by the pint?! We watch a new Fedsmoker video where he terrorizes an innocent bystander, AND we discover a guy who surgically transitioned into becoming Korean! We watch an insane video that revolts Christina and gets Tom to put his head in a trash can. Then we get into some brown talk and see a guy really frustrated with how his body doesn't completely evacuate EVERYTHING it's got.

Then, Ryan Sickler returns to Studio Jeans and joins Tom Segura! Ryan discusses an altercation with a construction worker he had, and Tom warns him to look out for wasps/waspes! They'll really get you! Ryan then talks about his brother's snake/animal phase as a kid. He was pulling all sorts of really intense pranks that absolutely no one would be down with. Sickler shares an intense story about "turfing" someone's yard as a kid and getting extremely lucky. They analyze a British cool guy being nuisance on a construction site, watch "Horrible or Hilarious" videos and clips of people flubbing Bert Kreischer's name.

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JEANS UP!! On this week's YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss how CP got pink eye, their son, Ellis, bringing home a toad, the Netflix show "Halston," and more. They watch a video of polyamorous human dogs, some more "point of privilege" clips, and Christina's TikTok curations.

Beth Stelling is a comedian and writer. She joins Tom Segura to discuss making her stand-up special "Girl Daddy," strip clubs, and getting brown on your finger. They also watch "Horrible or Hilarious" videos and clips of people flubbing Bert Kreischer's name.

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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KEEP FEATHERIN IT!! On this week's YMH, Christina P zooms into Studio Jeans to talk to Tom Segura about the weather in Austin, Texas, their son picking up wild animals, YMH staffer Enny's unique brown technique, American Ninja Warrior, and more. They watch an update from The King, a guy showing you how to brown like Enny, YMH All-Star Charles getting recognized at a restaurant, and more!

Bill Burr is a comedian, actor, and host of the "Monday Morning Podcast" and "Bill Bert Podcast." He joins Tom Segura to discuss acting in "The Mandalorian," his experience doing mushrooms, cancel culture, and his last bad bomb. He plays "Horrible or Hilarious," watches clips of people flubbing Bert Kreischer's name, and reacts to a guy who is extremely angry about Nascar's cooler ban.

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JEANS UP!! Tom Segura and Christina P discuss their favorite cool guys, "Halston" on Netflix, the girl Tom saw on a plane wearing only a bikini, and Austin, Texas weather talk. They watch videos of some cool road rage, CP's TikToks, and take a look at photos of Christina's scoot scoot and her injury.

George Perez is a comedian and host of the George Perez Stories podcast. He joins Tom Segura to discuss taking a break from stand-up because of prison, strip clubs in different cities, getting gang tattoos, and more. They watch videos of a cool lady singing on the subway, Adriana Chechik describing her weekend schedule, a dude who breaks bad news to people, and some "Horrible or Hilarious" videos.

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KEEP FEATHERING IT!!! Christina P zooms in from Austin, Texas to chat with Tom Segura about her scoot scoot, mixing oxys with wine, coffee dates, shirtless guys in Austin, Tom's sex bag, and more. They watch a video of a guy who is not interested in dating gold diggers and a fan made Match.com commercial featuring all our favorite cool guys.

Ian Edwards is a comedian, actor, and writer. He joins Tom Segura to discuss working out, high school fights, dealing with paparazzi, Jamaican accents, and soccer. They watch videos of a failed citizen's arrest, a Master of Accents of a 107 year old Irish farmer, some of The King's greatest hits, and a batch of CP's TikToks.

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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HOME HERE NOW!!! Christina P zooms in from Austin, Texas to chat with Tom Segura about names that would suck to have, Nadav taking his lunch home in a trash bag, what his Christian name should be, Austin chit chat, the show "Couples Therapy," and more. They watch a cool video of Rajneesh discussing democracy.

Johnny Pemberton is an actor, comedian, and the host of the "Live to Tape" podcast. He joins Tom Segura to discuss GHB, car accidents, big fakers, Armie Hammer, Matt Lauer, and Enny's brown schedule. They watch some "Horrible or Hilarious" videos, a cool guy explaining why women like older men, a guy looking for single moms to hit him up, a dude who insists he isn't a cuck, a cool swinger couple, and a batch of Christina's TikTok curations.

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HIGH AND TIGHT!! Russell Peters joins Tom Segura for this week's YMH. They discuss boxing, hip-hop, what it's like hanging out with the king of Jordan, getting intimate on flights, and much more. They watch videos of a dude announcing his mayoral run on the way to jail, unintelligible drunk Southern guys, a man flipping out at a block party, Shaggy 2 Dope of Insane Clown Posse breaking his arm, a Russian back massage, and Christina P's TikTok curations.

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LIVE LIFE 365!! Today on Your Mom's House, Christina P joins the show from home because of her ankle injury. Her and Tom Segura talk about how she injured her ankle, and give an update on how recovery is going. After that, comedian Ian Bagg stops by to talk about Canadian tendencies, doing a gig after getting injured and hotel shower doors. Then, Tom introduces Ian to YMH All-Star Unkle Shine, and informs him of the unique way Enny makes brown. Next, Tom shows Ian some "Horrible or Hilarious" videos which include a guy jumping off a roof, a couple falling from a balcony and someone belly flopping. Last, Tom plays some of Christina's latest TikTok curations, and Ian talks about his new true crime after show to the "Sword and Scale" podcast.

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JEANS UP!! On this week's episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Instagram's new pronoun feature, why summer sucks if you're fat, and take look at new videos from Garth Brooks and Cobra Tate.

Nikki Glaser and Andrew Collin are comedians and the hosts of "The Nikki Glaser Podcast." They join the Main Mommies to discuss living together, cheating in school, writing embarrassing poetry, and more! Todd and Crystal introduce them to YMH All-Stars The King, Cobra Tate, and our video message cool guys. They also get brought up to speed on G and watch CP's TikTok curations.

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HIGH AND TIGHT!! It's just the Main Mommies for this week's YMH. Tom Segura and Christina P discuss parents having sex, Enny's new back tattoo, CP's shower revelation, and old music formats. They watch videos of a cool gal that pissed the bed, strong performer Adriana Chechik revealing her weekend schedule, a guy who makes a mistake arguing with a cab driver, a dude who insists you should make girls cheat on their boyfriends, and, of course, Christina's TikTok curations.

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HIGH AND TIGHT!!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Tila Tequila, American Ninja Warrior, women's sports, why women are afraid of Tom, and the Men's Wearhouse chairman who was fired. They watch a guy confess to a cop UNPROMPTED, a cool scientist, and a girl flubbing Bert Kreischer's name.

Nate Bargatze is a comedian and the host of the "Nateland" podcast. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss growing up with a magician father, how he met his wife at Applebee's, Nashville hot chicken, and filming his Netflix special "The Greatest Average American." Tom and Tina show him videos of a Russian guy fighting a bear, a truck almost driving off a cliff, a guy falling off a roof, and this week's TikTok curations.

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LIVE LIFE 365!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss their move to Austin, Texas, the YMH Live show in West Palm Beach, Florida, getting excited by nature, eating scrum, and shaving pubic hair. They watch videos of a woman crashing her car while on Instagram Live, a cool guy explaining why Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is hot, Kevin Samuels being brutally honest with a larger woman, a pan flute "dad boner," YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne's new TikTok video, a prank call by Fart Simpson featuring Unkle Shine and more! Tom also shares a video of his mom, Charo, dancing drunk, as well as the cool heat storm he witnessed in Florida.

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KEEP FEATHERIN' IT BROTHER!! It's just Tommy, Tina, and their dog, Bitsy, this week. They start off the episode by listening to an old school YMH banger, before discussing Christina P's "ho slides," unacceptable male footwear, Nadav's conversion to Catholicism, and some brown talk. They watch a cool guy sing a song, YMH all-star Fedsmoker fighting in a McDonald's, a chimp throwing poop at an old woman, a crazy fight on an airplane, some of CP's TikTok's and more!

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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YOU BET I'M COMING UP IN MAY!! Tom Segura and Christina P watch videos of a lady eating a worm, Fedsmoker calling the FBI, a guy driving into a lake, and more. They discuss eating boogers, acai bowls, the people Christina's parents dates, and Nadav's sneaky behavior.

Shuli Egar is a comedian, radio personality, and host of "The Shuli Show" podcast. He joins Jean and Jean to talk about starting on The Howard Stern Show and why he left the show, staying with Wack Packer Beetlejuice, and growing up with Israeli parents. Of course, he also watches Christina's TikTok curations for this week.

Direct download: YMH_604_ShuliEgar_MP3_AIRMASTER.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 6:00am EST

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GOOD MORNING JEANS ABOVE 18!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss why they think 4/20 is stupid, Demi Lovato's frozen yogurt controversy, the birthday gift Bert Kreischer got for Tom, Top Dog's love for Diet Coke, Tom and CP's new favorite show "Couples Therapy," and slides that hoes wear. They watch an update from our favorite drunk Irish guy, a dude who gets fired up about his Taco Bell quesadilla, an update from the "Dad Bod Cool Guy," a couple "Horrible or Hilarious" videos, a news story on some cool graffiti that's been popping up in Canada, and this week's TikTok curations. Plus, Enny got surprised by CP's stand-in doll from a few weeks ago. The Main Mommies take a look at the security camera footage of the encounter.

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JEANS UP!! Tom Segura and Christina P start off this week's episode of YMH by discussing Orson Welles' famous Paul Masson champagne commercial, Zac Efron in 17 Again, taking pictures with fans, and Bert Kreischer's birthday present for Tom. Christina also shows off the birthday cake she had specially made for him. They watch videos of a guy showing off his dad bob, a remix of the Indian bee attack from a couple weeks ago, and a clip of Tom's early stand-up. They read listener emails from a girl who went on a date with Tony Johns, and another who cleaned up bodily fluids at Disneyland.

Justin Martindale is a comedian and the host of the "Glitter and Garbage" podcast. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss TikTok, life as a gay man, the doctor who insists having sex with men doesn't make you gay, and hooking up with straight guys. Tom and Tina help Justin create a Grindr profile, and show him videos of YMH All-Star RPC, "Horrible or Hilarious" videos, and Christina's TikTok curations for this week.

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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Today on Your Mom's House, comedian Yannis Pappas joins the crew to talk about New York, West coast versus East coast comedians, and being single in Miami. Next, Yannis explains how comics are incredibly similar to serial cool guys and they try to determine whether or not they would rather hook up with a trans-girl or trans-boy. Then, they talk about the love/hate relationship of New York, tough comedy clubs, and disruptive audiences. Lastly, Tom and Christina show Yannis their current favorite TikTok's including a 57 year old nice guy selling panties the difference between an escort and a wife, and more!

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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On today's Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina start off by celebrating the 600th episode of YMH. Then, Christina tells a story about her latest show in Des Moines, and the consequence of leaving Tom without milking the bear first. Next, Tom and Christina discuss marital loves, their favorite cool videos to watch and the ones that turn them off. After that, Christina and Tom talk about their gross behavior during tours, comedy club bathrooms and Tom shows off his Australian accent. Lastly, Tom and Christina try to persuade Nadav to convert to Catholicism.

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JEANS UP!! Tom Segura is joined by Sopranos actor and YMH super-fan Robert Iler. Once again, Christina P is rocking a bit of a new look. They discuss annoying things people do in public, Rob's biggest drug binges, auditioning for roles, and Tom's most recent experience on The Joe Rogan Experience. They watch videos of a guy who was interrupted while browning, an Indian bee attack, a cool guy's message to Iggy Azalea, a massive bicycling accident, a new video from Norman Summerton, and the "Plan B Russian Roulette" girls reacting to YMH Live 4!

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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WELCOME TO LUCIFER'S LAIR!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P recap YMH Live 4, watch audience reactions to the heavy segment, discusses public defecation and Disneyland debauchery, and take a look at guys in tight biker shorts. They watch videos of Fedsmoker talking to an extremely patient cop, a PSA about weight bias, an insane Russian marriage proposal, some "Horrible or Hilarious" videos, and, of course, Christina's TikTok curations.

Direct download: YMH_598_Solo_MP3_AIRMASTER.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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HIGH AND TIGHT!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the cool videos Tom surprises Nadav with, their upcoming move to Austin, Texas, the various weird and annoying neighbors they've had over the years, and their son's playdate with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's son. They watch this week's BTA submissions, a super cool white dude's song, some "Horrible or Hilarious" videos, some new pup play, and a Fedsmoker video from the vault. Of course, we also watch Christina's TikTok curations.

Direct download: YMH_597_Solo_MP3_AIRMASTER.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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WHAT'S UP THERE CHOMO!! This week Tom Segura and Christina P discuss CP's possible future body modifications, why Tom talks to himself, Christine's crushes on the actors from Cobra Kai, and revisit their debate about who has the grosser habits. They watch videos of an upset Twitch streamer, some "Horrible or Hilarious" clips, Matthew McConaughey's intro to his YouTube channel, a tutorial on the new "Google Like Nadav" website, and more!

Jeremiah Watkins is a comedian and host of the Jeremiah Wonders podcast. His new special "Family Reunion" is available on Amazon Prime April 8. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss being heckled by his parents, growing up going to church three times a week, his wife's pregnancy, and more! Jean and Jean show him videos of an armless man chopping wood, a cool toothless girl, some "Kebab Karens," and this week's round of Christina's TikTok curations.

Direct download: YMH_596_MP3_AIRMASTER.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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JEANS UP!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss why they hate St. Patrick's Day, Tom's new hobby of playing piano, CP's favorite new show, Cobra Kai, and which one of them is grosser. They also react to an Los Angeles Times article about the diversity problem in the hiking community, listen to a new prank call from Fart Simpson, and have fun with the YMH-hacked Joel Osteen Inspiration Cube. They watch BTA submissions, an armless girl driving, a man who farts for his wife, a cool preacher, and a bear being released into a crowd. Also the Ai Yai Yai guy has a message for Christina!

Direct download: YMH_595_MP3_AIRMASTER.mp3
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THIS EPISODE IS FIRE!! Tom Segura and Christina P look at Tom's old headshots and the fan art that was made with them. They also review more "BTA" submissions, discuss what body modification CP will have done after her nose ring, and recount accidents they've had in public. They watch videos of three cool girls one is on laughing gas asking inappropriate questions to her dentist, another fall off of a treadmill, and the third eats seafood with her feet.

Hasan Minhaj is a comedian, actor, and television host. He joins the Main Mommies on the couch to discuss pronunciation of his name, hosting the White House Correspondent's Dinner, his parents, chains, and more. Tim and Crystal introduce him to Fedsmoker, show him the wonders of TikTok, and play other cool clips for him.

Direct download: YMH_594_HasanMinhaj_MP3_AIRMASTER.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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JEANS UP!! Tom Segura and Christina P discuss murder shows, Christina's deceptive farts, Mr. Potatohead, Tom's rebirth, and why Nadav is eligible for the vaccine. They watch an update from the "Ayayay" guy, a cool gal's rant about blood, a new Fedsmoker video, fan-submitted "animal" submissions, and more!

Josh Potter is a comedian and host of The Josh Potter Show. He joins the Main Mommies for a special Women's History Month segment detailing four of the most prolific female serial killers. Todd and Tina wrap up the show by watching this week's Toks.

Direct download: YMH_593_MP3_AIRMASTER.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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WHAT IS UP YOU CHOMOS?? This week Tom Segura and Christina P discuss CP's bangs and potential nose ring, questionable goblins in Harry Potter, Tom's hotel sushi ordeal, and Charo getting high over the weekend. They review listener submissions for the "animal" challenge, read emails from a self-proclaimed straight gay guy as well as a woman who received worn panties in the mail by mistake. They watch videos of a guy who got caught stealing a package, a cool guy's dying wish, the problems with white veganism, and an Albanian Christina P lookalike. The Main Mommies also play a round of "Horrible or Hilarious?" and watch this week's batch of TikToks.

Direct download: YMH592_Solo_MP3_AIRMASTER.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH!! Tom Segura and Christina P revisit the all-time greatest black YMH Clips including the angry NBA 2K dad, the "let me eat ya" guy, Captain Marcel, the TikTok Blood, RPC and more. They debate whether or not the Four Stroke Guy is black, and Enny plays a game of "Tom or Black?" Tom and CP also revisit some of their favorite old drops from Tom's retired soundboard, watch CP's TikToks, and discuss more of the girls Tom was with before Christina.

Direct download: YMH_591_Solo_MP3_AIRMASTER.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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WOULD YOU DATE YOUR MOM?? Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House by discussing Tom's hair transplant, the five love languages, girls Tom was with in college, and how somebody died in the old YMH studio. They watch videos of a a big word anthem, people pointing out personal privilege in socialist convention, a Scottish Fedsmoker, The King's response to CP accepting his date offer, the Live Life 365 guy's flossing tutorial, a golf cart accident, a round of CP's TikToks, and more! They also revisit classic Salome voicemails, and play a new one!

Direct download: YMH590_AirMasterPatch_Bumper.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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GOOD MORNING JEANS ABOVE 18!! Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House with a video of a woman crying because she browned herself at work. They also watch a crying Trump supporter, Senator Chuck Schumer's Freudian slip on the Senate floor, Js getting yelled at by a boat captain, a batch of Christina's TikToks, and a doctor who explains that male on male relations aren't necessarily gay. The Main Mommies then chat with the "Video Message Cool Guy" himself, Elliott. Elliott provides more context for his infamous video and gives some behind the scenes details on the making of it. Jean and Jean then proceed to compare Elliott's video with video message all-stars Charles and Joe. Todd and Crystal wrap up by remembering some of their worst dating mishaps.

Direct download: YMH589__AirMaster_Enny.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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WHAT'S UP THERE CHOMO?! Tom Segura and Christina P kick off this episode of YMH by revisiting Marc Rebillet's YMH Live 3 banger "Tiddy Tiddy." They discuss the documentary "Some Kind of Heaven,"the red flags Christina saw in Tom at the beginning, Nadav's newly-whitened teeth, and Garth Brooks' hair plugs. They also watch videos of a cool swastika guy, an AEW commentator flubbing Bert Kreischer's name once again, a fan parody of Elliott - the video message cool guy, and they pay tribute to the late, great Larry King by rewatching his iconic "Saka Souffle" clips. They read follow-up emails from the paramedic-panty saleswoman a Fans Only creator, and an inquiry about Christine dating The King. This prompts a big announcement from Mommy Tina. Also, Nadav got the Main Mommies a gift - a bottle of tequila from a recent YMH star's company.

Mary Lynn Rajskub is a stand-up comedian and actress. Her new stand-up special "Live From The Pandemic" premieres February 1. Mary Lynn, and the Mommies discuss dating during quarantine, the celebrity dating app Raya, deleted scenes from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," and the pronunciation of "won." Jean and Jean show her how Ariel Helwani pronounces it, as well as a Brazilian politician who got caught sniffing panties, our favorite boot licker, and John McAfee licking his shoe. They naturally bring her up to speed on McAfee, playing for her the infamous "hammock" clips.

Direct download: YMH_588_MaryLynnRajskub_MP3_AIRMASTER.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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GOOD DAY TO YOU CHOMOS!! In this episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the film "The Secrets We Keep," Armie Hammer's cool leaked DMs, and The Night Stalker Netflix documentary. They watch a video explaining last week's subway boot licker, a cool guy pastor on why women are weak, more clips of Hilaria Baldwin pretending to be from Spain, several Horrible or Hilarious videos, an NFL wife's daily routine, some open defecation, and a dude's Charles-esque video message asking out a girl. They also do a deep dive on Matthew McConaughey's Instagram and watch this week's batch of CP's TikToks.

Cameron Van Hoy is a writer and director. He joins the Main Mommies via Zoom to discuss his most recent feature film "Flinch," which Tom is in. They discuss how Cameron got the movie made, watching the film in drive-in theaters, and the fun Tom had during the stunt scenes.

Direct download: YMH_587_Solo_MP3_AIRMASTER.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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NOW THERE'S A COOL GUY!! Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of YMH by watching a super cool guy's underwear unboxing. They also take a look at a language coach's lesson on the word "won," AEW commentators flubbing Bert Kreischer's name, a demiboy pronoun lecture, Fedsmoker confronting a newspaper publisher, Tom explaining to Larry King, in the iconic "Saka Souffle" interview, that he wishes he could dunk, and more. The Main Mommies officially announce their move to Austin, TX, review submissions for the "King POV" contest, recap a neighbor fight that Tom overheard, and pay tribute to Comedy Store pianist Jeff Scott.

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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HAPPY NEW YEAR CHOMOS! Tom Segura and Christina P kick off this episode of YMH with a video of a dude who claims he's "just a cool guy." They recap the 2 Bears, 1 Cave New Year's Live Show, and watch Tom's basketball injury, as well as various parodies of it. The Main Mommies discuss a hot button issue from the show: Tom's pronunciation of the word "won." They give Charo and Top Dog a call to have them weigh in on it. They also discuss Hilaria Baldwin's recent controversy, their experience having COVID-19, their favorite action movie franchises, and the time Tom attended Matt Damon's birthday party. We get an update from YMH All-Star Norman Summerton, watch a Fedsmoker video from the vault, and take a look at The King's TikTok evolution. Also, CP is now a certified "Queen Above 18," sporting one of The King's signature sweatshirts!

Direct download: YMH585_AirMaster_Revised.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:26am EST

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What up YMH Fam??? It's been a crazy month in a crazy year, but we have a miracle: Tom Segura is back in studio! Where's Christina? Tom will update you on EVERYTHING. We know we have new fans that absolutely loved Top Dog from the live show, so we decided to walk you through some of the all time best calls with Tom's dad in recorded podcast history... warning, lots of brown talk ahead! From the Orlando Airport story, to analyzing your farts, to absolutely loving lame street jokes, Top Dog is just simply the best.

Direct download: YMH584_Solo_MP3_AIRMASTER.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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PULL YOUR JEANS UP! Tom Segura is out of the studio for this episode, but Zooms in to chat with Christina P about his injury, peeing in jars, and CP's dental accident. They watch recent videos from TikTok all-star The King, as well as a helicopter "horrible or hilarious" video. They also answer listener-submitted "Ask Mommy Anything" questions. Nadav joins Christina on the couch to discuss personal hygiene, leg injuries, The Crown, and more! Zollo joins her to watch TikToks, discuss Pazsitzky Effects, and settle an ongoing studio argument.

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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Tom Segura and Christina P recap this year in YMH. They discuss the Coronavirus episode featuring Sam Tripoli and Alexis Fawx, the death of our beloved Fedsmoker, and revisit Norm's pig sloppers, Leo's cool guy video chat, Taylor Tomlinson's reaction to Fart Simpson's "RPC Fans Only Banger," other favorite fan songs "Nadav is Googling" and Hendawg's "Don't Be Stingy," as well as Christina's favorite TikToks. Later, the staff joins the main mommies on the couch to discuss their most memorable moments of the year.

Direct download: YMH582_EOY2020_MP3_AIRMASTER.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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YOU'RE JUST IT! Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House by discussing the masseuse that struggled to pronounce the name "Segura." They move on to talk about Paulina Porizkova, ugly shoes, Jeff Bezos's girlfriend, the recent YMH Studios photoshoot, and Tom announces that he's running for president. Jean and Jean watch videos of a cool brick challenge, a dude who is furious about an orange lighter, a guy on TikTok who is mad at Joe Rogan, a phallic trophy ceremony, a mommy's impression of Christina, some of CP's TikTok curations, and much more!

Direct download: YMH581_Solo_MP3_AIRMASTER.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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Get ready, because this week Tom Segura talks to one of his top hip hop idols, DJ Premier! They go over Preemo's musical inspirations, his methods, and what it was like to work on some of the most iconic songs/albums in hip hop like Nas's Illmatic and Notorious B.I.G.'s Unbelievable. Preemo sheds light on working with Jay-Z, J Dilla, Gang Starr, Limp Bizkit and more!

Direct download: TomTalks_03_Primo_AirMaster.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:00am EST

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GOOD MORNING MY KINGS AND QUEENS ABOVE 18! On this episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P recap YMH Live 3, discuss Tom's upcoming colonoscopy, and analyze Nadav's questionable choice of a favorite movie: Drumline. They watch a new Fedsmoker clip, as well as a Reese's exec confirming the pronunciation of the brand's name, an Australian news anchor who accidentally drops the C-word during a broadcast, a cool guy's beard trimming method, some of Christina's TikToks, and more! Josh Potter joins the mommies on the couch to discuss the fine lady who finally made him finish, and the Main Mommies call Charo and Top Dog to give them a rundown of the recent live show.

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Welcome back to Tom Talks! Former presidential candidate, entrepreneur, and philanthropist Andrew Yang joins Tom Segura in this episode. They discuss Trump exiting office, the differences between left wing and right wing media, universal basic income, what it feels like to run for president, the WWE's anti-union practices, why cash is the answer, and the possibility of Andrew being in Biden's cabinet.

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Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House with Hendawg's most recent banger "Queens Above 18." They then discuss their new Joel Osteen Inspiration Cubes and the reviews the mommies have left for the item on Amazon. Jean and Jean watch an angry bald guy, Garth Brooks discussing copyright, a BBW cool guy, an anti-feminist anti-vaxxer, anti-masker,
some "Horrible or Hilarious" clips and more! They respond to listener emails regarding Nancy Pelosi's 80-year-old sloppers, the "Reese's" pronunciation, and last week's amazing fart video. The Main Mommies also watch update videos from Tony Johns and The King, as well as Fart Simpson's newest prank call.

Josh Wolf is a comedian, actor, and writer. He joins Tod and Crystal to discuss living in Nashville, the craziest videos on the internet, inappropriate behavior at comedy shows, Hot Ones, and more. He gets introduced to the Sissy of Freemont Street, Charo's fart, and the "Hole in Face" cool guy.

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Welcome to Tom Talks! Tom Segura is joined by Pro Football Hall of Famer Tony Gonzalez. Tom and Tony discuss freak athletic stories, trash talking, high school football, and how comedians are the freest people. Tom shares videos of some cool coaches with Tony, and Tony reveals what it was like to realize he was going to be in the hall of fame, the best cities to party in, and the first expensive thing he bought.

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WELCOME TO THE YMH NEWS NETWORK! Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House by discussing the presidential election, and what Donald Trump will do during his remaining 70 days in office. They take a look at televangelist Kenneth Copeland's response to Joe Biden's victory, and cover the Trump press conference that was held at Four Seasons Total Landscaping. We also learn that Trump was actually a YMH fan and watch a montage of him discussing jeans. The main mommies discuss CP's Halloween costume, men sitting on women's faces, gay fitness, and familiarize the audience with Tom's sister OMG Maria. Jean and Jean watch an update from the Big Butt Cool Guy, a fart that rivals Charo's, an Australian man give himself a haircut, and more!

YMH regular and host of the Roach Motel, Josh Potter joins Tom and Christina to discuss edibles and other psychedelics, Alex Trebek's passing, Hunter Biden's cool leaked video, wearing socks in the bedroom, and more! They take a look at some crazy turbulence on a flight, a guy that doesn't like the song "Sweet Caroline," Joel Osteen's inspiration cube, Sean Connery on hitting women, some Steven Seagal-style martial arts, and this week's batch of Christina's TikTok curations.

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WHAT'S UP THERE CHOMO? Tom Segura and Christina P start out this episode of Your Mom's House by discussing Tom's sister and former YMH-regular OMG Maria who is going to be joining the main mommies for YMH Live 3. They watch videos of a nice guy with a hole in his face, new videos from the 10-12 Benadryl guy and Dan Pena, and a clip from YMH 400 where CP states that she is open to eating Tom's scrum if doctors approve. Jean and Jean also revisit the Megan debate and review listener emails weighing in on it, discuss different dog breeds and what they say about their owners, and the legality of parent/child relations. They call Top Dog to weigh in on this subject.

Marc Rebillet is electronic musician and YouTuber. He discusses growing up with French parents, performing at drive-in shows, and collaborating with Reggie Watts. Todd and Christine introduce Marc to Fedsmoker, give him a run down of his classics, and play a new video of his from the vault. They also discuss Garth Brooks and watch Garth's YMH hits. They wrap up by looking at this week's batch of Christina's TikTok curations.

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GOOD MORNING MY OVER 18 JEANS! Tom Segura and Christina P start this episode of YMH off by discussing damaged girls, and Tom's experiences with them. They watch a white Black Lives Matter activist explain his use of big words, a prank in which a dude lights his friend on fire, a guy that can crack his peener, The King's message to Christina, a cool women's football coach, a guy that sounds just like Leo and more! They also discuss TikTok superstar Doggface, and respond to listener emails regarding prison pen pals and familial brown smells.

Pauly Shore is an actor, comedian, and filmmaker. He joins Tom and Christina to discuss traveling to Israel and Moscow, living in Las Vegas, the new Showtime documentary series about the Comedy Store, his time on MTV, and more. He watches a homeless fire hydrant shower, an Australian parking lot fight, a woman trying to get married in Target, and a record number of Christina's TikTok curations.

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GOOD MORNING MY 18+ QUEENS! Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House by discussing the proper pronunciation Megan, and then watch another video of Shaggy 2 Dope from Insane Clown Posse reading some more YMH references. The main mommies also discuss foreign films, their petition to change the name of the San Francisco 49ers, and the mommy that got a very cool YMH tattoo. They watch a man who can't handle a needle, a foreign coach slap his players, a cool guy cleaning his ear with a drill, and more!

Cody Ko is a YouTuber, comedian, podcaster, and rapper. He joins Tom and Christina to discuss collabing with Dhar Mann, his time on the Duke diving team, starting out on Vine, and more. He watches a South Texas slush challenge, a baboon throw a monkey at children, a kid who got in trouble for vandalizing Halloween decorations, and some of Christina's TikToks.

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Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of YMH by discussing their dating pet peeves. They take a look at a rich Cool Guy that explains his outlook on dating. They also discuss Trisha Paytas' recent raunchy tweets. They watch videos of a garbageman Cool Guy, an Argentinian senator who got caught being inappropriate on Zoom, an elephant enema, and a Family Feud bulge. They discuss news articles about recycled rubbers and swearing parrots.

Josh Potter joins the main mommies on the couch to discuss his new podcast the Roach Motel. Josh gives an update on his Cameos and discusses the possibility of the Buffalo Bills going to the Superbowl. They watch a video of a very cool singer, and a Fedsmoker video from the vault.

Steve Byrne is a comedian, actor, and writer-director of the new film "The Opening Act." He joins Todd and Christine to discuss the making of the film, how him and his wife differ from Tom and CP, and Charo's famous fart. He watches some Horrible or Hilarious videos, some Cool Guys, Congressman Jerry Nadler potentially browning himself, Christina's TikToks and more!

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DON'T BE STINGY! Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of YMH by discussing their recent trip to Austin, Texas, before watching their opening clip of a cool guy's big booty breakdown. They then review a cool guy application submitted by a mommy lawyer, as well as other listener emails. We find out the mommy army has gotten to the Conspiracy Cool Guy and got him to read some YMH references. Also, Jean and Jean learn they've played his videos before, and revisit a classic song of his. They also watch new Fedsmoker, Dan Pena, and Horrible or Hilarious videos.!

Chris Distefano is a stand-up comedian and host of the History Hyenas podcast. He joins the main mommies to share stories about his father, discuss getting over his hypersexuality, and give himself many nicknames. He watches the Conspiracy Cool Guy's Donald Trump Song, some of Dan Pena's classics, and of course Christina's TikTok curations.

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JEANS UP! Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House by discussing the passing of Ruth Bader Ginsburg. This prompts a discussion about who the hottest presidential and vice presidential candidates are. They play an opening clip of a cool guy who has a friendly reminder for his friends, then watch the full news segment on antimaskers that they played a clip from last week. They also take a look at a cool girl who discovered a new "pocket" trick, a strong performer who got brown hole surgery, a tutorial on gluing hair to your fingernails, and the trailer for an Ed Asner short film "Get Ed Laid." Jean and Jean read listener feedback from YMH Live 2 as well as some follow-up emails regarding white people smells, and more!

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https://www.ericekholm.com/blog/ymh-explore/ Marcus King is a singer, songwriter, and the frontman of The Marcus King Band. He joins Todd and Crystal to discuss tour bus brown proto, Aretha Franklin's sloppers, the music industry, performing growing up, how hard the Cool Guy riff is to play, and his recent album with Dan Auerbach. He watches Joe Biden's recent fart, a white kid with an Asian accent, a dude smoking a Carolina Reaper, Christina's TikTok curations, and more!

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Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House by discussing Christina's accent. They listen to a recent favorite fan song "Don't Be Stingy" by Hendawg which launches a conversation about Leo's famous video. They watch a video of Joe Biden farting during a speech, a couple pillow fighting, an update from the Gmail cool guy, a fart that turned into a brown, a rant about messy men, and more! They respond to listener emails about RPC, an Ed Asner cake, and a mommy who got the cops called on them because of the show.

Ian Bagg is stand-up comedian, and host of Around the Bagg. He has a new hilarious comedy album out called "Everybody Wants Some" available on all audio platforms! He joins the main mommies to discuss their trip to Africa, crowd work, bombing on stage, finding dead bodies, and stupid comedy clubs. He watches Norm's poutine, a cool guy's message to Mark Zuckerberg, a guy whose goal is to look like a parrot, Christina's TikToks, and more!

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TRY IT OUT! Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House with a clip of Shaggy 2 Dope from Insane Clown Posse dropping some YMH references on his podcast. They then respond to listener emails about the Ed Asner vs. Sissy of Freemont St. debate, scrum eating, chiropractic adjustments, an encounter with Fedsmoker, and more. Tom and Tina also discuss pointless holidays, lame movie posters, and take a look at the Mousepad Cool Guy's Instagram profile. They watch videos of an antimasker in Walmart, an update from Tony Johns, a dude singing about his large member, a kickboxing accident, and tennis player Novak Djokovic hitting a line judge with a tennis ball. They wrap up the solo segment with a TikTok about what wet white people smell like, prompting a discussion on the subject.

Duncan Trussell is an actor, stand-up comedian, and host of The Duncan Trussell Family Hour. He joins the main mommies to discuss moving out of Los Angeles, having brother husbands, Trump and Biden, and more. They show him videos of the Conspiracy Cool Guy, variations of septic tank swimming, several of Ed Asner's classics, a dude talking about male virginity, and a round of Christina's TikToks.

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PULL YOUR JEANS UP!! Tom Segura and Christina P open this episode of Your Mom's House with a tutorial of how to slap your beanbag against your leg. Tim and Crystal rock their Gucci and Prada shades and Tom pitches a promo idea in which Nadav takes a gasoline bath. Tom and CP share some recent brown stories and encourage the viewers to announce their farts out their car windows. They reply to some listener emails, watch a follow up from last week's Christian conspiracy theorist, as well as several different lanes of mask videos.

Kevin Nealon is a stand-up comedian and actor. He joins the main mommies to discuss his upcoming live show Behind the Mask, as well as share stories from his time on Saturday Night Live, discuss fashion throughout the years, recount a run in with a dancer in Hollywood, and tell some of his classic jokes. Jean and Jean share the I'll Make Ya Come guy with him, videos of anti-maskers, and some of Christina's curation.

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JEANS UP!! The main mommies start this episode off with a classic YMH fan song from the Orson Welles champagne commercial. They watch a new clip from Dan Pena, discuss Tom's post-vasectomy loads, as well as his writing ritual, and cool old guys that hit on Christina. CP then surprises Tom with a super cool Cameo!

Charo then joins them to take a look at some clips of her from the live show that she has no recollection of. She gets to rewatch the garage video and is reintroduced to "Ed." Will she like them as much the second time? They also show her a cool video from Cardi B.

Fortune Feimster is a comedian, actress and host of the "Sincerely Fortune Podcast" and "What a Joke With Papa and Fortune". She joins the main mommies to discuss playing tennis, her character Brenda, the Showtime series "Gigolos" and her positive outlook on life. Tom and Tina show her rounds of Cool Guys, Dads, Horrible or Hilarious videos, and, of course, Christina's TikTok curations.

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JEANS UP! Tom Segura and Christina P start this episode of Your Mom's House out by discussing the YMH Live Show! They read listener feedback about the show expressing gratitude and horror. They watch clips of a cool antimasker in a grocery store, a woman, "airing out" in a different grocery store, an Australian cool guy yelling about Coronavirus, a dude that's been huffing gasoline fumes, a male Karen screaming at a Dunkin Donuts, and a confrontation over an attempted tire theft. The main mommies also respond to an email from a fellow dog breedist. YMH regular Josh Potter then joins Tim and Crystal on the couch to discuss Reese McGuire, Charles Haley, Kellen Winslow Jr., and the indecent acts that tie them all together. Jean and Jean wrap up the show by calling Top Dog and watching some of Christina's TikTok curations.

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What's up there Chomos! Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House by discussing Tom's recent surgery. They watch videos of a Bulgarian lady speaking bad English, a British Karen, a guy going insane on a bus, a cool girl in Guam, and listen to an interview that was done with the late, great Conald Petersen, aka FedSmoker. They read some listener emails about fat flight attendants, Dhar Mann's target audience, five stroke flossing, and the Mousepad Cool Guy's ethnicity. They also watch an Oakland A's player give a cool salute in the dugout, the Mousepad Cool Guy singing a Catholic hymn, Tony John's thoughts on COVID-19, a dude who got caught browning in a garden, and a follow-up on YMH All-Star the Sissy of Freemont Street. They wrap up by looking at a batch of Christina's TikToks.

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Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House by discussing all the San Fernando Valley has to offer, and a particular cool gal they saw at the stoplight on their way to the studio. This prompts a conversation about why crazy chicks are good in bed. Jean and Jean then give an update on the status of their bike repair, before calling Alister Thorn aka Fedsmoker's nemesis to discuss the late great Conald Petersen. Tom also describes how much fun he's been having sharing the Ed Asner cool guy video with unsuspecting friends. Todd and Christine watch videos of a Karen yelling at CVS, a cool guy eating a wasp's nest, a Nazi gubernatorial candidate, a vagina slingshot, and a dude smoking his own dandruff.

Johnny Pemberton is an actor, comedian, and host of the Live to Tape podcast. He joins Tom and Christina to discuss deadly spiders, math class, terrible Christmas movies, and airplane browns. He watches a cool girl's fart tutorial, an update from Tony Johns, a Horrible or Hilarious of an accidental gunshot, and a hefty dose of Christina's TikToks.

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 3:00pm EST

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Come on Mark, don't be stingy! Tom Segura and Christina P start this episode of Your Mom's House by listening to one of their favorite recent fan songs, a tribute to the Mousepad Cool Guy. They discuss the Netflix reality series "Love on the Spectrum" that they've become obsessed with, and then look at some cool videos from a YouTuber named Dhar Mann. They discuss Nadav's new haircut, Joe Rogan and Joey Diaz moving to Texas, and revisit Ed Asner's cool guy lookalike. They wrap up the solo segment by playing a round of Horrible or Hilarious? Brian Simpson is a stand-up comedian and host of the "BS" podcast. He joins the main mommies to discuss his stages of quarantine, his quarantine purchases, and give advice to mommies that had written in. He is introduced to the Ed Asner cool guy, the doll walker, Dhar Mann, and watches some of Christina's TikTok curations. They wrap up by watching a viewer-submitted parody of the Mousepad Cool Guy featuring Bert Kreischer.

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It's just Jean and Jean for this episode of YMH. Tom Segura and Christina P kick this episode off by watching a clip of some road rage in Australia. They switch gears to talk about their recent experience signing up for tennis lessons, which leads to Christina reminiscing about watching her dad play tennis. They also discuss their new favorite reality show on Netflix, "Indian Matchmaking," being prejudice toward certain dog breeds, and why BBC flagged our last episode. They call YMH All-Star Norm Summerton's tattoo artist, Derrick, for an update on Norm. They also call Top Dog to ask him some pressing questions. The Main Mommies then watch a new video from the Mousepad Cool Guy, an interesting take on dating, a guy walking a doll, a bear on a video chat, and a video of Fedsmoker's nemesis confronting Conald. They wrap up by watching a batch of Christina's TikTok curations.

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Tom Segura and Christina P start this episode of Your Mom's House out with some wholesome videos of children, a panda, a good neighbor, a bear playing with nunchucks, and more family friendly fun. They discuss Nadav's return to Studio Jeans, and take a look at the security camera footage of him moments after deleting an episode of YMH. This prompts the Jeans to come up with a new punishment for Blueban. They then look at a cool guy comedian who's better than Chris Rock, discuss Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith's red table talk, watch a follow-up video on a certain British delicacy, and explain why they paid someone to potentially steal their bikes. They also call Top Dog for some advice when it comes to the ladies.

Robert Iler and Jamie-Lynn Sigler are known for their roles as A.J. and Meadow on The Sopranos. They are also the hosts of the Pajama Pants Podcast. They sit down with the main mommies to discuss their experience on The Sopranos, their fondest memories of James Gandolfini, 90 Day Fiance, Jamie-Lynn's father-in-law, Lenny Dykstra, and Rob's favorite cool guys. They watch videos of a guy with a hole in his living room, an update from the mousepad cool guy, a man who broke into a bank for a hot pocket, a lady who stockpiles white to combat COVID-19, and a cool girl supporting Black Lives Matter. They also take a look at some of Christina's most recent TikTok curations.

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What's up there chomos! It's another episode of Your Mom's House with Tom Segura and Christina P. Nadav is missing for this episode and we don't know where he is. Luckily, his replacement is a fast Googler. The main mommies discuss having guests over, buying a pizza box worth of croissants, their different stages of quarantine, Dirty Dancing, and Bert Kreischer's disgusting habits when it comes to hygiene. They watch videos of a golf fart, a xim/xer person explaining their different identities, a new video from the mousepad cool guy, and an update from Tony Johns. They also read viewer-submitted emails about the B vs. V pounding debate and which is more tiring. The mommies finish up the first segment by looking at YMH All-Star Norm Summerton's new tattoos and reviews YMH fans have left for Robert Paul Champagne's home.

Jean and Jean are joined by YMH regular Josh Potter for the second segment of the show. They discuss the possibility that TikTok might get banned, Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver DeSean Jackson's controversial posts, and San Francisco Giant Pablo Sandoval's weight. They also delve into Bert Kreischer's Kool-Aid intake, the weight requirement to be a flight attendant, and Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith's open relationship.

Todd and Chrisjeansa are also joined by Dr. Drew Pinsky in this episode. They discuss the recent "heavy" videos Drew has been exposed to by Tom, the bubonic plague, Drew's potential political run, and Drew's wife, Susan's, recent appearance on Where My Mom's At? They show Drew a new Fedsmoker video, a video of Fedsmoker's nemesis, a good semaritan that reminds them of Fedsmoker, a cool vintage Cream of Wheat commercial, more wolves licking people's mouths, and much more!

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You gotta get it goin' bud! Tom Segura and Christina P kick off this episode of YMH with a video of a woman who really needs to brown. They discuss the latest instance of Nadav doing bad, Bert Kreischer's kool-aid intake, how often Dr. Drew gets milked, and their recent trips to the dermatologist. They watch a vintage English commercial for a questionably-named product, a very strange Instagram live-stream, a dude eating nails, a cool talking about his success with women, an English lesson on slang words, a cool guy who collects mousepads, and a follow-up from everyone's least favorite bearded lady. The main mommies also play a game where they watch some of the most intense videos on the internet, which naturally leads them to call Dr. Drew to discuss the potential health risks of eating brown.

Russell Peters is a stand-up comedian, actor, and producer. Russell sits down with Jean & Jean to talk about Jiu Jitsu, rolling with Joe Rogan, partying at Eddie Murphy's house, hip-hop, and the controversy around Hank Azaria playing Apu on The Simpsons. They share the murder play video with Russell, as well as a DIY video on how to make jewelry out of human teeth, a cool girl rapping, and some of Mommy Tina's TikTok curations.

Pierce Paris is a very strong performer and social-media creator. He joins the mommies on the couch to discuss his iconic video that Tim and Crystal have been obsessed with. He discusses how he prepared for that video, his other Twitter stunts, how he started a viral challenge, and eating bear scrum. He also gives us a walk-through his prep process and reviews RPC's premium content.

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Welcome to Lucifer’s Lair with your hot hosts Tom Segura and Christina P. The main mommies start this episode off by posing a very pressing question: Is B stuff more tiring than V stuff? Jean and Jean then take a look at a new rendition of the Bee Gees classic “Stayin’ Alive.” Tom gives us a dental update, and Christina discusses her recent smurfday and the amazing cake Tom got her. They watch a video of a cool guy vaping, and an equally cool Donald Trump campaign video shot on an iPhone. They transition into discussing the recent Chris D’Elia news, as well as Joey Diaz and the culture of comedy clubs as a whole. They wrap up the segment by watching two more cool videos. In one a guy is able to excrete his beanbag out of his bottom; the other is just a cool lady going crazy on some paramedics.

Taylor Tomlinson is a stand-up comedian, and host of the "Self-Helpless" and "This Is Important to Me" podcasts. She talks to Todd and Crystal about starting stand-up as a teenager, her religious parents, the passing of her mom, and her new Netflix special “Quarter-Life Crisis.” The discussion about Taylor’s parents leads Tom to call Top Dog and Charo and ask him their burning question about the B vs. the V. Top Dog insists that back-door is much more tiring. Charo is horrified. The Jeans bring Taylor up to speed on everyone’s favorite psychopath: Garth Brooks, as well as some other cool guys and gals. Tom discusses the brokest he’s ever been, and Christina discusses her Cream of Brown experience. They wrap up by watching some of CP’s TikTok curations, a lane of the Tok that Taylor didn’t know existed.

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Pull your jeans up! It's just the Main Mommies in this episode of YMH. They start off by playing a new song by our friend Fart Simpson using drops from YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne. Then they take a look at a video by a cool bearded lady. They also watch videos of a woman who breast feeds her older kids, a guy making love to a pile of dirt, a new video from classic Cool Guy Joseph (aka the Ayayay! guy), and the way one dude is trying to improve current social climate. #ApologyLunch! The mommies also discuss Birkenstocks, Tom's recent check-up with his doctor, sunburns, how Bert Kreischer showers, and more. Of course, they also look at a round of Christina's TikTok curations.

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It's a whole white baby bruh, and it's a whole new episode of Your Mom's House. This week, Tom Segura and Christina P take a look at clips from the new crime-thriller documentary on Netflix: "Garth Brooks: The Road I'm On." They also explore a vintage Fedsmoker video, in which Conald conducts a traffic stop on a government official! They also revisit YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne's premium content account to show just how much value you're getting with a subscription! They compare his content to other content creators. Which accounts bring the most value to their viewers??

YMH-regular Josh Potter joins the main mommies on the couch to discuss some current events. Several male "workers" have come out with allegations against Senator Lindsey Graham and his "ladybugs." Cool Guy actor Nacho Vidal is also in the news after being charged with a toad-licking ritual gone wrong! They also dive into Josh's recent experience having his house cleaned, which there's a video of on this very channel.

Cesar Millan is a dog trainer, widely known for his Emmy-nominated television series "Dog Whisperer." He joins Todd and Christine to discuss his early life, how he began training dogs, working with Oprah Winfrey, things that affect a dog's energy, and much more. Cesar also lends his opinions on pup play, pony play, and the cool gal that lets wolves lick the inside of her mouth.

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What's up there Chomo? In this episode of YMH, the main mommies take a look at YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne's exclusive "premium" content for fans only, follow up on 90 Day Fiance, and talk to Charo and Top Dog on the phone. Tom and Christina find out what Fedsmoker looks for in a lady, watch some 80s sex ed videos, and look at a clip of a racist toddler, as well as many other cool videos. Also the Saatva contest winners are revealed!

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Full disclosure. The person writing this description isn’t exactly sure how to put what occurred during this episode into words....

We start out discussing how Tom and Christina had very different styles of “Senior Week.” 3 beers Tom made an appearance during the holiday and Mystic Rick has captured the hearts of wrestling fans around the world.

Next, we have apprehended top of the line “cups” and they fully engulf Josh Potter.

Finally, Ryan Sickler (comedian and host of the HoneyDew Podcast) joins the show. We discuss the new move of HoneyDew to it’s own channel and then get into some of the most disgusting YMH content we may have ever seen. This episode leaves everyone in a heap of tears and nausea. It is not to be missed. Again, very tough to describe in words what was just witnessed. Good luck.

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Today, we get some updates on some old favorites. (Hint: Tommy John and FedSmoker!) plus Tom has been driving around in a McLaren and has been getting some interesting reactions. Tom and Christina call up Charo to make a bargain with her. We have a new cool guy and a new Fart Simpson prank call! Plus, Josh Potter delivers the news.

We have a cavalcade of guests today who have taken umbrage with what Tom has had to say regarding Wrestling. Tony Hinchcliffe, Earl Skakel, Steve Simeone and Ron Funches all go toe-to-toe with “Mystic Rick” and explain why they enjoy Sports Entertainment. We get into their old favorites, why they enjoy wrestling and we get their opinion on whether or not Mystic Rick has what it takes to step into the squared circle. Enjoy or you’ll get the Turkey Slicer and a stamp on your forehead.

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What’s up, Protomanics! Another YMH is here and Scott Baio tells us about balls. Some sexual education memories from 8th grade sparks a call to Top Dog and Charro. After Norman Summerton rocked our worlds, we discover a new video from him AND a new FedSmoker video. There’s an earth shattering revelation on “90 Day Fiancé (Before The 90 Days.)” Tom addresses the Professional Wrestling community, Jessica Kirson joins us by phone to check in from NYC. Plus. TIKTOKS! Then we look at some fan artwork and comments, and we introduce a new contest for all the mommies to participate in.

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Last week, 10mg Tom made his debut. This week, we have Star making HER debut. Tom expresses some feelings toward Nadav in the form of a poem before we begin. We start things off with a panic attack on camera like we’ve never seen. Tom has been interacting with Norman. We meet a woman who gives FedSmoker a run for his money.

Next Josh Potter sits on the couch to test out an apparatus we learned about through Norman Summerton and discuss how things have been going in quarantine. Tom shares an insignificant Ric Flair story with Potter.

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Even though things start on a weird footing, we believe you will enjoy where things go. Was Fed Smoker the first victim of the pandemic? What’s a bigger deal breaker: Puppy Dog Pals or Wrestling? We have an update on The Great Key Mystery. “Before The 90 Days” leads us to ponder how to handle someones bad breath. Then things get REAL. We speak to Derrick, Norman Summerton’s tattoo artist. We learn more about Pig before we watch an earth shattering video which leads to a monumental moment on the podcast.

Jo Koy is a comedian and global sensation. He walked into the lobby and things were real right away. Does Jo like poutine? Recently, Jo had to buy his mom a Mercedes. Good thing he’s in the top 10 of all touring acts this year! We meet a cool guy who knows what he wants out of a woman. We learn that Jo had messed up teeth back in the day and where his first big check went. Is Jo a “Master of Accents?” and Jo tells us how he would he handle the breath situation. Watch this brand new episode before you binge Puppy Dog Pals!

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Are you following proto and wearing masks in your car while you drive alone with the windows up? We find out how Mommy Tommy celebrated his quarantine birthday, and oh boy.... has 10mg Tom joined us on the podcast!? Many people paid tribute to Tom’s birthday, plus we hear the voice of an old friend. We discover a brand new cool guy and also discuss more possible virus cures.

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Today’s episode is all about “THE MISSING MAIL KEY.” More on that later, first we got some brown on the property. Does getting punched in the face do it for you?? Now back to KeyGate.... we have a real red herring here. Is Tom crazy? Is Christina guilty of stolen valor? Decide for yourself. Also, Josh Potter threatened a dentist’s life once... Enjoy this jeans only episode with our two favorite pant legs.

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We know all about NRE but how about some ORE?? Tom has learned how much he truly loves disapproval during a massage. All of the celebrities are doing totally normal videos to calm us down during COVID-19. “Before The 90 Days” has a groundbreaking revelation and where do you stand on hairy legs??

Josh Potter joins the Mommies to tell them all about one of the coolest guys he’s ever heard about, Peter Nygard. Plus, they discuss how Josh can save the world.

Chris Delia is a stand up comedian and host of the podcast “Congratulations.” Chris’s newest Netflix Special “No Pain” is available right now right now right now. How did Chris learn to be all “IDGAF?” Plus Chris loves TikTok as much as Christina so the Mommies go DEEEEEP on the Tok to blow Chris’s mind

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The Mommies quarantine life has been pretty wonderful. Lots of NRE in the Segura home. Plenty of time to find the COOLEST of guys. Guys who like peanut butter, but not on bread. WOULD YOU RATHER: Quarantine Edition goes down. What have you been binge watching? The Mommies have been all about "90 Day Fiance" and "Tiger King," which all get extensive reviews. We hear about the rest of the groups quarantined lives which leads to a discussion on sexy text exchanges exchanges. What exactly is the strategy used when sliding in the DM's? Josh Potter tells all! This episode has it all, pull those jeans up high and tight!

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Due to their inability to do stand-up, the Mommies have come up with some other ways to “scratch the itch,” which leads to a discussion about Tom’s “type.” Not type of woman to be with, a different type... We have more neighbor fights to look at. The Mommies discuss the meme that is getting everybody through this whole situation. Plus, the “ele-men-tary” debate has new legs and an RPC update!

Tommy Lee is an international superstar and drummer for Motley Crüe. Brittany Furlan is a social media influencer and the two happen to be married. First things first, we need to hear about that hog. Tommy Lee has lived many of our dreams, but does it get boring? We learn how wild the partying got and talk about the infamous tape with Pam Anderson. Plus, a mother/daughter contest that won Tommy a few thousand dollars.

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Wake up, America! It’s time to think about new names for the virus. Nothing like a good old fashioned neighbor fight to take our minds off things. By the way, Dr. Fauci of the CDC has some advice that involves sharpening your sword? Plus, TikTok World War II

Tim Dillon is a stand up comic and host of “The Tim Dillon Show.” Some people love delivering bad news. Tim explains why he thought he was banned from YMH. The Mommies get to know about Tim and his past and learn new things about being gay in LA. Plus, TikToks, an Andy Cohen story and Tim answers the Mommies recent porn scenario.

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The Mommies taped Jesus Trejo’s show “Tacos Con Todos” and now they have Cacas Con Todos. What do you do after diarrhea? FedSmoker (RIP) makes an appearance. What kind of name is Braden? Plus, while we celebrate our NRE, we discuss what porn scenarios we would consider. The scenario presented by Josh Potter may become a reality as he is an experienced sex worker with celebrity clientele. While in Vegas, Tom and Josh ran into Corey Taylor from Slipknot, who has partaken in Josh’s Cameo Sex Work. As if that wasn’t enough, a new episode of everyones favorite show has just dropped.

Bert Kreischer is a comedian and podcaster who’s Netflix Special “Hey Big Boy” is available now. While out on the Berty Boy world tour, Bert has taken some liberties. Bert has also been getting into OnlyFans in the road, so the Mommies try to convince him to subscribe to a certain account. Plus, Bert is mad at LeeAnn and gets her on the phone to discuss things. And, a new challenge/bet is decided upon.

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Would you date your mom? Would you put mayo in your hair? The mommies have submitted Larry King clips to rival Sawclet Souffle and someone else can’t say Mark Wahlberg. What are some of your “dealbreakers?” Plus we have Kyle C remixes, a Charles update and a big CHIPS IN A BOWL announcement.

Dr. Drew visits the mommies to talk about the new direction of Dr. Drew After Dark. While Tom and Christina keep pulling Dr. Drew to the dark side they go through some more of Mommy Tina’s TikToks. Tom gets more advice on which new drug he should try and Dr. Drew presents another visit he’d like to make for YMH Studios.

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We got a special one for you today, mommy! We start off with just the main mommies and we get through A LOT! The cool girl raving about NRE has a boyfriend who heard YMH talking about them, and turns out, he likes it a lot! Also, Tom has officially decided he's done with his wack Adidas phase, and is back on the Nike train! Then, Christina reveals a super hot dream she had about Tom. Do you dream about your significant other? We then find a cool guy who wishes he had a girlfriend who let him... do certain things. He likes that he likes that he liiiiiiikes THAT! And what better way to pay tribute to FedSmoker than to keep feathering videos from his very deep vault? This time he's hanging out with Native Americans!

Then, we got Moshe Kasher and Natasha Leggero coming in to Studio Jeans! We Moshe loves to argue with people on the internet almost as much as he loves Burning Man! We run them through a BUNCH of cool guys, including a clip from Cobra Tate about how faithfulness is a one way street! So cool! We debut the next episode of Pissspots to Moshe and Natasha, and they're certain HBO will pick it up for a full run!

Speaking of HBO, we have Brian Lazarte and James Lee Hernandez, the creators/directors of HBO's McMillions, joining us! The docuseries reveals how McDonald's Monopoly game was rigged for a LONG time by the mob. They tell us all about how they got involved in the project and what it's like to work with Mark Wah-Wah-Wahlburg. It also turns out that Brian is Tom's cousin, so they reminisce what it was like to grow up with each other.

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Christina P is back!! She discusses her mourning of Lord FedSmoker and how she heard the terrible news of his passing. A man is kicky footing his way onto a Subway in our opening and clip, and then... *CHIPS IN A BOWL* none other than CHARLES FROM MATCH HIMSELF! On the phone and in person. We get the whole scoop from Charles in ehhhhh about 8-10 minutes. Once things are wrapped with Charles we move on to more pressing issues like a new episode of “P*** Spots.” Plus new Fart Simpson, viewer comments and we find a new sex worker to ask Josh Potter about.

Tony Hinchcliffe is a stand up comedian and host/creator of the wildly popular live podcast “Kill Tony.” The Mommies ask Tony about everything from getting a vasectomy to scrum action. Plus we find out how Tony’s mom is doing and discuss his Podcast partner Brian Redban’s eating habits, and we discuss the recent alleged murderer to appear on “Kill Tony.”

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We’re still reeling at the loss of Fedsmoker but we continue to feather it in his honor. Christina P is sick so The Roach, Josh Potter is in on the couch. Did you know sparkling water is for rich people and still water is for losers? Plus we try to figure out what someone is saying and we watch some people get way too chill with lions.

Tom Papa is a stand-up comedian who’s new NETFLIX special “You’re Doing Great” is available right now. Christina is sick, but the two Tom’s are into it so they can have MAN talk. Tom and Tom discuss the pros and cons of being recognized and how it really doesn’t matter when it comes to air travel. Is reclining allowed?? Plus, the two discuss the importance of having a hobby as Tom Papa has gotten really into making bread.

Kreayshawn is a singer, rapper and creative director and one of Christina P’s all time favorite. Christina gets to ask Kreayshawn all the questions she’s been dying to ask, plus we get Kreayshawn's opinion on a litany of cool guys and we see which is her favorite.

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We recorded this episode last week, but there is some URGENT news about FedSmoker that we just HAD to address. Is he alive? Tom and the YMH staff try to make sense of what's going on.

Then, we get on with our normal show at Studio Jeans! One Mommy is having trouble sleeping so the other Mommy had to milk them. Can you guess which is which? Also, whats the N word? Tom did an interview with Larry King and has selected some of his favorite moments. The Mommies did not do well in school, but they’re not as dumb as old people. Plus, more Charles, more fed smoker and more Piss Spots!

Michael Rapaport is an actor and podcaster who sits down with the Mommies to hash out the Ari stuff. Michael also spoke about his acting methods and some of his roles, his love of rap and growing up in Manhattan. Tom and Christina try to show Michael some interesting confrontations, since those are his favorite. Plus, a lengthy convo about proper public brown etiquette.

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It’s a brand new episode and we’re all basking in the NRE this morning. Don’t you just love when your husband gets a new girlfriend? Tom just got back from his trip in Australia and New Zealand. He had a celebrity sighting of Hannah Gadsby (Nanette) while staying in Perth. Since he’s been home, however, he has been on Full Brown Alert. New FedSmoker merch means new FedSmoker videos and today he is doing his civic duty and addressing the city council, will they get BR stamps? Christina saw a pair of boat shoes in the wild and she completely hated it. Josh Potter was slightly injured lately and have you seen the Aaron Hernandez documentary? Also, Tom and Christina describe what it was like to hear the news about Kobe Bryant's untimely passing. Plus, a Tony Johns update. Take your Uvers, we up outta here.

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“When you’re featherin’ it, Brother” were back for another episode of Your Mom’s House. What on earth could Tom say to Charro that would “break her heart!?” Who cares, women should just be cleaning anyway. That’s what this new “Cool Guy” thinks at least. He reminds Tom and Christina about some of their former neighbors. A new Bert campaign has begun, please get on board! Plus a brand new Fart Simpson prank call using Josh Potter’s voice.

Matt Fulchiron, aka The Concierge, aka The Full Charge is a stand up comedian and one of the first ever people to appear on Your Mom’s House in it’s infancy. Tom and Matt are getting ready to go to Australia by watching some videos of angry coaches and some brand new “you know what Im sayings.” Plus a very cool Australian to get them ready for the locals and does a new challenger have what it takes to dethrone the king?

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There is turmoil in the Denimverse. Robert Paul Champagne has been frantically posting and he is upset with Tom, Christina, Josh Potter and Dr. Drew. The mommies take a look at his messages and then call him on the phone to see if things can be patched up, on this very special episode of Your Mom’s House.

Robert Hines is a comedian and viral video sensation who’s “BBQ Chicken And Foot Massage” video took off a few years back. Tom and Christina highlight some of the best with Robert and also talk to him about his time as a Jail Guard. After the Mommies exercise their jail obsession, they show Robert some Fed Smoker videos and a brand new TikTok batch!

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 3:00pm EST