Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

Call Jesus if you're ever in a pinch and if he doesn't answer call Chuck Woolery.

We break down some new Know What I'm Sayin counts, plus get into the wonderful music of Lil B and Too Short - Sup Bay area!

The Mommies are moving - just into an office, but it's going to be SWEET. Plus we gotta get these doggies to stop poopin INSIDE.

 

Make sure the listen to Joe Rogan episode #664 to hear the mommies have a ball of a good time. And it's official Tommy Mommy is shooting a new special in August. Listen to find out where!

Direct download: YMH_298.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 4:30pm EDT

Jeans, Jeans, Jeans - here's a riddle for you: What do you call a lesbian that doesn't eat p***y? We don't know either, but some lady is pretty worked up about it.

The Mommies have an announcement so big they have to play a new sound cue just to live up to the magnitude of it - you'll just have to listen. 

Plus can you have jeans sewn into your skin so you never have to change them? 

Serial killers are such a fascinating, but disagreeable bunch of fellas. Have you heard of Ted Bundy? Not nice. We listen to audio of him talking about his favorite activity - killing.

AND it's the return of our favorite GIGOLO -BRACE. He has a bombshell announcement and gets down and dirty about a lot of his Ho'in details. 

Direct download: YMH_297.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:29am EDT

Who's the Babe Ruth of porn?

What are the side affects of Alzheimers medication?

Does performing oral on a prostitute present any risk factor? 

These are all questions that will be answered on this episode and have you shouting Oh Yoshi Didn't!

The great Yoshi Obayashi is back in the Mommy Dome with enough ridiculous tales to fill 5 podcasts, but we crammed them all into this one. 

Get ready to laugh, get ready to cry and get ready to be confused by how you should react during any specific segment. This is Yoshi and there are no boundries. 

Direct download: YMH_296.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 1:30am EDT

You know what I'm saying, we went to Crate And Barrel and really enjoyed all that they have to offer. It's not just a wonderland of white people things, they also have nice toilets. 

Do we have a new YKWIS Champ??? LISTEN closely (and count). 

Plus FEEFO is back and he's talking about his new sister and we have to tell you - he ISN'T happy. We also discover the funny adult actress who blessed us all with the catchphrase of the year last week and we hope you'll help us meet her. 

Do you like spending a dollar? Do you document it when you do? There's a community for you where people just like bore the s**t out of other people with their purchases. 

Be the jeans!

Direct download: YMH_295.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:23am EDT