Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

Uh oh, it's time to get your act together. Your baby's father, The Concierge, is in the building. If you don't know, now you do. Matt Fulchiron AKA The Full Charge is back and in top form. 

We break it down. Everything. 

How embarrassed would you be if you made poo in someone's bed? We found someone that doesn't seem that mad.

Are all women Ho's in the context that this man explains?

is digital Black Face a thing? I don't know, but we sure are probably guilty. Also, it's not a thing. 

Sit back, relax and let this one flow. 

Direct download: YMH_411_Full_Charge.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 1:43pm EST

If you're ever attacked you should consider biting your attacker below the waist! But only after you seduce him into thinking you're into him sexually. We recommend an hour or more to really trick them!

Plus, Why are some farts hot? Why do those smell more? 

AND are you willing to wait in line to eat somewhere good? No thanks, Jean. 

When you visit Singapore keep an eye out for an older, gay, how you say, Gentleman. He knows what he wants and it's a lot. 

Put pee in your butt because we just found out it could solve this country's problems. 

Direct download: YMH_410.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:30pm EST

What if you wipe yourself with toilet water to save paper but you flush a bunch so you're actually wasting water? Can you really say you care about the environment? Not sure, but you're definitely probably vegan.

Plus, when blind people dream do they "see" what we do? Only twins with different sized penis can help us answer these important questions. 

We get the stories the OTHER podcasts choose to ignore. F*** you in your a**? We'll be right there. 

Direct download: YMH_409.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:30pm EST

What if it's only smells, but also it turns you on? Is that okay?

What kind of smells get your engine going? Ladies, we're talking to you. 

PLUS, when Dad Boners are into animals and by animals we mean bees, it's borderline disturbing. 

AND the great Ms. Pat is back for amazing, honest and absolutely hilarious conversation. Her new book, RABBIT: THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF MS PAT goes on sale August 22nd. Be sure to pick up a copy of this incredible book. 

Direct download: YMH_408_Ms_Pat.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:53pm EST

We want you guys to orgasm all the time, even when you hug someone or shake their hand or just stand up. That's our mission and we hope this episode guides you to the forbidden place where we live. 

We have some great listener emails this episode PLUS a dad boner that gives Canadian highway dad a run for his money. 

And a white girl that uses BIG WORDS prompts a debate - Do you ever accept white people doing that? 

Wait til you hear Kim Ahn and Mr. Rub Rub Rub together. 

Direct download: YMH_407.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:30pm EST