Tue, 12 December 2017
Oh s**t, bro! The Weasel is in the house. The wiser weasel has some great advice and hilarious stories from his days as an MTV VJ and international movie star.
Plus we get in to whether or not FARTS are assault (they are) and if Tom can sue Tina (He can).
You looking for free rent? Come over to my house and beat me, pee on me. Try it out.
Tue, 5 December 2017
A few years back Tommy went to Asia (voluntarily, tho under some duress) and did stand up with some great guys: Chad Daniels, Pete Lee and the guest of this episode, J. Elvis Weinstein. The trip was filmed for a documentary that is available NOW. Please check out I NEED YOU TO KILL on itunes, Amazon or wherever you pay to buy and rent movies.
J. Elvis Weinstein is a comedian, writer, director and co-host of his own podcast, Thought Spiral with Andy Kindler.
This episode is full of laughs and love. Get all up in there like it's the night before your 70th birthday.
Tue, 28 November 2017
This is as good as it gets. Joey Coco Diaz is in the building.
This lovable, fiery felon is sure to make you laugh as you sit by the fire and ask your mom if she will 69 your dad on his 70th birthday.
By the way, a bunch of those came in and they are HILARIOUS.
PLUS we talk CATS, Dad Boners and we read your emails.
Say No More, just listen, JEAN.
Tue, 21 November 2017
Jeans Within! Jeans Within!
Looks like College Football isn't immune to the Jeans within your heart. Nick Saban has the full commentary.
PLUS, we got more tracks for you: Machines and She's Retarded - all different styles that you, the listener submitted.
AND we have a transracial woman, well, she sure sounds like one. What do you think?
Charles Manson is dead! John Daly hates water! and "Do you 69 at 69"??
Get into it, Jeans.
Tue, 14 November 2017
When the mommies prank any media outlet with Mommy lingo we LOVE IT! Get em, jean!
Amazingly, someone else hates Puking as much as Tina and Tina has some advice. Equally as astonishing, Adam Carolla is on the same page as Tina with...showering?!
PLUS, we have She's Retarded remixes, Louie CK talk, profane coaches with kids and MORE!!
Tue, 7 November 2017
The Water GOD is back in the building. Before we get to more hydrating satisfaction we have some GOOD stuff for you.
And nothing kicks things off like diarrhea. Public diarrhea. Have you ever just, you know, gone. In plain view. I'd like to hear about it.
We have MORE Machines Within and some NEW She's Retarded tracks.
Grab a bottle of mineral water and ENJOY!
Tue, 31 October 2017
Yo! Tommy got a Lambo wit the brains blown out! Naw, he didn't. But he made Bert and Ari think he did and that was worth every penny.
We give you the full scoop on that PLUS we find a good potential roommate for you. All you need is a strong sex drive and, well, we should just let him explain. Seems like a nice guy.
We also have the KING farting on his dog. Is this okay? And Steven Seagal isn't just the worst actor he MIGHT be an equally bad person. Lets explore!
Wed, 25 October 2017
The great Greg Fitzsimmons is here! You know his book, his podcast, his radio show and his stand up. He's absolutely one of our favorites and he will be one of yours if you listen to this episode. Lots of crazy, lots of funny, Machines Within and of course a Dental Update.
Tue, 17 October 2017
If you want to get really horny and you're having trouble getting there we've got the secret formula for you (okay it involves Benadryl). But we're not telling you how many (unless you listen to the episode).
Plus, Machines Within probably won over your heart last week. This week, it's a chart-toppin banger thanks to the many musically inclined mommy's out there.
And just when you thought Mr. Rub Rub Rub only cared about the fellas, we dig deeper into the SAME interview only to discover he has some sage advice for the ladies as well.
Put in your earbuds and let this one rip. It's simply Jeanstastic!
Tue, 10 October 2017
This is one of the most fun Pomcasts we've done in a while and it's just Jean and I.
We do what we do best - make fun of people. From the c*m huggers to the people who struggle to string together a sentence we simply don't hold back.
When a juggalo dreams of writing a new song, well, DJ Dadmouth helps make that dream come true - IN THE MOMENT. Is there a hit on our hands?
Don't forget to watch CP's new special, Mother Inferior only on NETFLIX!
Tue, 3 October 2017
What does 338 pounds of alcohol free fun sound like? Download this podcast to find out. We had to remove a wall on our home so the crane could lift him up and place him in his seat, but we couldn't be happier we did it. Enormous, but fun comedian Burnt Khrysler is in studio for a very real very honest and very funny conversation.
Seriously though, Bert is the best and we love him. This is one of our favorite episodes ever.
Tue, 26 September 2017
If you had 3 foot long nails how could you wipe your bum? Luckily we have a detailed example from a gross person.
The great Tom Papa joins us for some good ol' making fun of people get down.
We have your emails and they are very offensive - thank you for sending them.
PLUS, if you're white and you get a great tan, are you now black? One completely insane person thinks so.
Pull those jeans up!
Tue, 19 September 2017
If you go on a run and you gotta make a brown is that really such a bad thing? One lady in Colorado Springs might do in on your lawn in front of your family! NEATO!
Tommy shot a special in Denver over the weekend. We recap the festivities for you PLUS now Tina is the one with sick jeans.
Dad boner with a snow blower? Yes.
We have great emails from you and more.
Tue, 12 September 2017
When you make a Big Brown do you flush it down? Here at YMH we show it proudly. Our Big Brown can even talk - it's wild.
We have stinky Vajees and how to detect them, we have surprise Big D's and obvious ones too - Hello, Takeo Spikes!
All around good fun with our bud, Brendan Schaub.
Plus a DENTAL UPDATE and a whole lot more.
Tue, 5 September 2017
This is how it's done. The South Florida mom's came out in full force and we had the best time.
We hope you enjoy this live episode that featured Fill Her Ups, Would You Rather's and so much more.
Make sure you put on sunblock under your jeans before you listen to this one, Jean. It was after all recorded in Breast Balls Beach, Florida.
Wed, 30 August 2017
Uh oh, it's time to get your act together. Your baby's father, The Concierge, is in the building. If you don't know, now you do. Matt Fulchiron AKA The Full Charge is back and in top form.
We break it down. Everything.
How embarrassed would you be if you made poo in someone's bed? We found someone that doesn't seem that mad.
Are all women Ho's in the context that this man explains?
is digital Black Face a thing? I don't know, but we sure are probably guilty. Also, it's not a thing.
Sit back, relax and let this one flow.
Tue, 22 August 2017
If you're ever attacked you should consider biting your attacker below the waist! But only after you seduce him into thinking you're into him sexually. We recommend an hour or more to really trick them!
Plus, Why are some farts hot? Why do those smell more?
AND are you willing to wait in line to eat somewhere good? No thanks, Jean.
When you visit Singapore keep an eye out for an older, gay, how you say, Gentleman. He knows what he wants and it's a lot.
Put pee in your butt because we just found out it could solve this country's problems.
Tue, 15 August 2017
What if you wipe yourself with toilet water to save paper but you flush a bunch so you're actually wasting water? Can you really say you care about the environment? Not sure, but you're definitely probably vegan.
Plus, when blind people dream do they "see" what we do? Only twins with different sized penis can help us answer these important questions.
We get the stories the OTHER podcasts choose to ignore. F*** you in your a**? We'll be right there.
Tue, 8 August 2017
What if it's only smells, but also it turns you on? Is that okay?
What kind of smells get your engine going? Ladies, we're talking to you.
PLUS, when Dad Boners are into animals and by animals we mean bees, it's borderline disturbing.
AND the great Ms. Pat is back for amazing, honest and absolutely hilarious conversation. Her new book, RABBIT: THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF MS PAT goes on sale August 22nd. Be sure to pick up a copy of this incredible book.
Tue, 1 August 2017
We want you guys to orgasm all the time, even when you hug someone or shake their hand or just stand up. That's our mission and we hope this episode guides you to the forbidden place where we live.
We have some great listener emails this episode PLUS a dad boner that gives Canadian highway dad a run for his money.
And a white girl that uses BIG WORDS prompts a debate - Do you ever accept white people doing that?
Wait til you hear Kim Ahn and Mr. Rub Rub Rub together.
Tue, 25 July 2017
Thank God for feminists like Roman who are out there every day fighting the good fight. He's out in the streets encouraging women to fart in his face. If it weren't for guys like him, would ladies even know they could fart???
Plus, TOP DOG gets on a call to go over a recent "ACCIDENT."
Did you knoe R Kelly actually wanted to marry his mom?
AND the great YOSHI joins once again for more of his hilarious travel tales.
Tue, 18 July 2017
Some women associate giving birth with PAIN. Are they dumb? Maybe they just haven't been taught yet. They SHOULD be having orgasms. That's what childbirth is all about.
PLUS, could Tommy's REAL mom be the fart mistress we've all wanted?
AND special guest Brent Weinbach joins us.
You wanna talk some s**t?
Tue, 11 July 2017
When Tommy boy arrived in Los Angeles with hope in his eyes, it was Sam Tripoli who made Tom sit on the casting couch and earn his stage time thru butt spreads and oral favors. Kidding! That's a dream (for both guys).
Sam Tripoli is a tornado on stage and off. Check out his new double album, The Diabolical and his numerous podcasts, including Punch Drunk and his new conspiracy theory podcast, Tin Foil Hat.
We go hard on this one and big laughs are had the whole way around.
Tue, 4 July 2017
We have found a secret that even Wikileaks couldn't get. There is a man who may or may not be Ryan Sickler that gave a chocolate kiss to Hillary Clinton and we have the DETAILS!
You are NOT ready.
PLUS, would any of you like to come over for moose soup later? What if we smoked two packs a day and slept with the whole village? Okay, see you at 7!
Two hot new joints make this episode the kind you just want to put on some new jeans and rock out to.
Tue, 27 June 2017
You have to be careful with a penis when it's really big cause you might end up dead! This South Florida man is really in a tough place (murder charge) because of it.
Plus how many people/hours does it take for Johnny Depp to get ready? Let's take a guess!
AND special guest Wheeler Walker Jr. joins us and blows us away with his amazing voice and beautiful voice. Ol' Wheeler has got some pipes on him.
Tue, 20 June 2017
When a longshoreman doesn't feel like talking, you better get to walking or you're gonna get trespassing. That's just the way it goes.
Plus, your feedback is boring in for Christina's Fart Mistress Shed. Will she go thru with it?
AND we have a new awful work song. It's really quite depressing. Hope you enjoy it!
The real news is Ari Shaffir is not only back from his vision quest, he's actually HERE, in the mommy dome. He has a new special coming to Netflix July 18 called Double Negative. Oh and he still owes Tommy and Bert a trip.
Tue, 13 June 2017
It's here in all its glory - episode 400 of Your Mom's House! And finally we face the question that has been bugging us all - will Christina BaBoey Chusay Oh Tom's B-Hole? A real conversation takes place.
PLUS, will Tina start a side business in a shed?
Is there someone out there who laughs as hard as Top Dog at awful jokes?
We have those answers and more! Pull em up!
Tue, 6 June 2017
There's a wise, older Asian man that can have an orgasm without ejactulating and every time he shakes from within his prostate it's like watching a parade: pure, unadulterated joy.
Aside from that this episode is full of fun. We have a man that uses ALL the Big Words he can think of, PLUS a job orientation that rivals the infamous Let's Get Social song.
We have a follow up on Shaq's biggest "toe" and a big announcement for Tommy's fall shows. Plus, don't forget to MAKE FITNESS in our new official Fitness tank.
(Imagine the sound of the Asian man shaking from the inside here).
Tue, 30 May 2017
Do you like heavy breathing into the mic? CHECK! What about laughing uncontrollably at street jokes? BOOM! Anybody poop their pants lately? You guessed it, Top Dog is in the building and he brought his Peruvian princess with him.
Before we get to that we've got people marrying themselves and buildings, plus what's the opposite of a happy Dad Boner? Is it Dad Rage? Whatever it is, we found him too.
Tue, 23 May 2017
Oh Snap! We got the PodFather. The Mighty and Powerful Joe Rogan joins us to discuss all things JEAN.
From the crazy current state of politics to some all time dad boner moments, Joe weighs in on it all.
He even answers the question: Would you date your mom?
Spark one up and pour some out, this is an all-time classic.
Pull em up!
Tue, 16 May 2017
This one is particularly Amaze, Jean.
Nothing like the police scaring you as you literally swim with sharks. Hear the REAL audio and decide if you'll ever swim again.
Plus, does anyone deserve a beating the way people who WISH they were disabled do? Can we start a fundraiser to get them their wish?
We have a Horrible or Hilarious that is not, well, hilarious. So, just listen.
AND, has Tommy finally crossed the line with Tina and his grossness?
To make things even better we have our first guest in ages in studio. This guy is the REAL WATER CHAMP. It's water sommelier, Martin Riese. Get ready to get educated in everything H20.
Tue, 9 May 2017
Does thinking about your family turn you on? Think harder. Now are you feeling it? Let's talk about something that your brain does a good job of blocking out.
Plus Tommy got food poisoning. Can you guess what type of food caused it? Can you guess where you shouldn't buy that type of food from? Bingo.
Just as Tina and Tommy realized they could plug in more than one thing in their bedroom, they also have come to the conclusion that they can buy more than one clock. Hear the riveting story.
AND even more unsolicited callers weigh in on the personality battle. Who do you find more charming?
Tue, 2 May 2017
A lot people have opinions on their dog food like they know what their dog can taste, thankfully one guy dove in for the rest of us and taste tested different dog foods. We have the amazing results.
Plus, single dad, Tom takes his son to the mall and gets some alarming looks. Would you look at Tommy that way?
A "You Know" champ comes to us from the least expected place AND it seems like the Personality Championship can be put to rest. We have audio for you to consider.
Fri, 28 April 2017
This is the second live podcast we did on this evening at The Irvine Improv. The inimitable Yoshi joins us for some hilarious and often jaw-dropping conversations.
*Please use HEADPHONES to listen to this episode. And of course, STANIMA.
Tue, 25 April 2017
If you're a lady and you're having trouble getting pregnant or perhaps you want some more excitement in bed, there has been a new development that is changing lives - LEECHES. You just need to shove them up inside of you.
Plus, aren't nail clippers incredible? This one dude thinks so and we happen to agree.
We'd love to put the personality argument to rest, but both moms are still bickering. Isn't it obvious???
Plus, there's some big Chef John fans writing in and defending his UP-speak AND we have Would You Rather, Fill Her Up and MORE.
There isn't enough denim in this world to match up with this episode.
Tue, 18 April 2017
Not everyone can read the future by touching their worn panties, but this is Your Mom's House and we found someone that can.
Plus, never before heard audio of your two favorite mom's making love. Is this real?
We have Master Of Accents, a man throwing up that REALLY upsets Tina and Top Dog and Charo on the phone. Is there anything boring in this episode? Yup, we got some of that for you too.
Tue, 11 April 2017
Mummy, here's the truth - we have sick jeans this week. Both of us. Please bear with us as we compete for the immunity championship.
We welcome all our witches and wiccans to approach this episode with caution as we delve into a dangerous spell.
Plus, who's the real elitist? Tommy has a pretty strong argument for Tina being a closet snob. What do you think?
AND our cars both have smelly AC's - what's the deal? Is it a dead animal? Maybe F-A-R-T?
And we honor the great athlete, Nelson Mandela.
Tue, 4 April 2017
Are there any Jean's in the house? How about uncircumcised ones? Well, this is the episode for you. We have a very helpful man that teaches you how to clean it (it involves a wash cloth). Speaking of wash clothes, those are for poor people, right?
T Bunz ran into Kane a few weeks ago at the airport - do you think he yelled his infamous call in public? You'll just have to listen, Jean.
Plus, Tommy once saw an older lady touching her stuff in public at a bar and Jean thinks it's a questionable story. How about 'chu?
Can a man have dinner with a lady that's not his wife without wanting to fill her up?
We really hope you have the STANIMA for this episode.
Tue, 28 March 2017
There's a crazy fat kid running North Korea and nobody is going to debate that fact.
Do you know all the U.S. Presidents? We certainly do not. There's a JV squad and we go thru it.
When first class disappoints you, what do you do? We complain, bitterly.
Plus, Jean has a very important dental update (cause she's a show off). And a LIVE F-A-R-T was captured on the show and it should settle the Fart Champ debate once and for all.
Tue, 21 March 2017
Some people are just gross and then there's THIS lady. Whoa. And coming from us that's pretty special. She puts her finger, well, just listen.
Plus, if you had to say one of us is a better burper who would you choose, Gene or Jean?
There are some epic Dad Boners in this one and an absolute gift of a Hey Mommy order. And thankfully there's a nasal alien that breaks that down for us too.
Tue, 14 March 2017
This is a great podcast. Today we recap our lunch with Dan Pena and Tom's ill-fitting suit. Plus, Jean got an iWatch and boy does she love it (more than she loves Tom).
Some French guy wants to teach you about loving your lingam and the mommies saw Get Out - go see it!
How often do you run into massage therapists that are also smokers? I guess Tom's just lucky.
All of that, plus vocal fry, dental updates and more!
Tue, 7 March 2017
When you're on a plane and you're bleeding from your tumors you just need people to MOVE.
Jean and Tom break down their one night getaway and how Tom's browns have changed for the better since he cut sugar (mostly).
Plus Tina gets grossed out by a gagging video and we have some new really boring stuff to play for you.
Some fashion is absurd and we gladly make fun of it. How do some guys tolerate ball kicks? Are you one of those guys? could you drop us a line?
We are more than honored that the President spoke our name. Please enjoy these fresh pressed jeans.
Thu, 2 March 2017
Live from the Irvine Improv with 500 mommies in the stands. Let er rip!
Tue, 28 February 2017
How much sausage do you need to feed your whole family? What if there are some big women in it? Probably more, right? Would you leave an angry voicemail about it?
This episode has Gucci Mane, bloody yoga pants, boring videos and the SECRET to a Double Pipe Classic? WHAT?!?! yeah. Listen.
Tue, 21 February 2017
If you haven't ever seen a whale penis, you don't size and you don't know Penis.
Tommy hung out with Top Dog and Charo this weekend and he has tales to tell.
Plus Gene had a dream that Tommy was bad and now she's mad at him in real life. Does this nonsense happen in your life as well?
Tina's phone got a new text. Anyone interested in DRUGS?!?!
AND, more boring videos, Hey Mommy and much more!
Tue, 14 February 2017
When someone goes on strike you know they mean business. This lady is going on strike for something so important we can't actually spell out what it is (It's Gross and comes out of a man's penis).
We step in to Studio G with Super Dad Nerd, G.
We wear our awesome new Pup Masks as we are always heightening our sense of smell.
Plus absolutely AMAZE music from so many of you. We're putting Bitsy on a diet and SO much more.
Tue, 7 February 2017
As perhaps the leading non-binary couple in the podcast comedy world today we are thrilled to bring you this aspect of the wonder from the perspective of our obtuse reality. Hope that was clear.
Sometimes when you are making a brown someone will crawl under the stall to see if you are indeed browning. What would you do in that situation?
The Mommies saw another horrible movie. Hope you get to have a night ruined by it as well.
Plus another guy had vocal fry and it wasn't even the worst part of his personality. He also liked to....kill and eat people. Can you guess who?
This episode is full of such a good time we HAD to find some boring audio to dull it down. Hope it's boring enough for you.
Tue, 31 January 2017
Have you ever tried to get a hearing impaired person to lick your stuff but you weren't sure how to do it? We have answers.
Plus we're pretty sure we found our sons little league coach. Hope he's still around when Little Jeans is ready to play. This guy emphasizes that losing sucks and no one wants to be one.
Tina and Tommy both break down what they individually hate and what they hate as a couple (acoustic?).
Hi Mommy...Thanks Jeans rages on and much more!
Tue, 24 January 2017
Don't hit me, Mummy! Don't hurt me, mummy! This week Tommy recaps his big celebration trip with Burnt and both pairs of Jeans have a Dental Update. Who do you think has the more perfect smile?
Tue, 17 January 2017
Finally! Someone is talking about the real issues - how do you mop up all that stuff after you make kisses? A nice British lady is going to show us the way (it's the Shower).
Plus - you weigh in on the Personality Battle. Hey, some of you are a little TOO honest. Thanks.
We meet a lady who wants to live with no environmental impact. That includes REUSING toilet paper. NEAT.
And Hey, Mommy...Thanks, Jeans rolls on.
Tue, 10 January 2017
The McAfee Virus guy isn't just a genius when it comes to protecting your PC. He also has discovered that hammocks are great for lounging on and pooping off of. Just listen to this parade of women tell you about it.
Plus, you've picked sides when it comes to #Water, #Posture and #fitness. Now the two jeans break down who has a better #personality. Which side are YOU on?!
We have a new most boring video ever. Is it real? Doubtful. More dad accents, Horrible or Hilarious and some Hall Of Fame level ordering of "Hi, Mommy...Thanks, Jeans!"
Tue, 3 January 2017
Reach into your pants, hold on to your twig and berries and take a DEEP SNIFF.
That's how you train to be a good pup. Good boy.
Tommy is deep in his weight loss competition with Burnt. These last 24 hours are rough!
We revisit with Orlando Brown who has new ways to describe his sexual exploits.
Plus, what YMH word does Tina add to her coffee order? Are you ready to step up your "Hi Mommy, Thanks Jeans" Game?
It's all here.