Tue, 20 June 2017
When a longshoreman doesn't feel like talking, you better get to walking or you're gonna get trespassing. That's just the way it goes.
Plus, your feedback is boring in for Christina's Fart Mistress Shed. Will she go thru with it?
AND we have a new awful work song. It's really quite depressing. Hope you enjoy it!
The real news is Ari Shaffir is not only back from his vision quest, he's actually HERE, in the mommy dome. He has a new special coming to Netflix July 18 called Double Negative. Oh and he still owes Tommy and Bert a trip.
Tue, 13 June 2017
It's here in all its glory - episode 400 of Your Mom's House! And finally we face the question that has been bugging us all - will Christina BaBoey Chusay Oh Tom's B-Hole? A real conversation takes place.
PLUS, will Tina start a side business in a shed?
Is there someone out there who laughs as hard as Top Dog at awful jokes?
We have those answers and more! Pull em up!
Tue, 6 June 2017
There's a wise, older Asian man that can have an orgasm without ejactulating and every time he shakes from within his prostate it's like watching a parade: pure, unadulterated joy.
Aside from that this episode is full of fun. We have a man that uses ALL the Big Words he can think of, PLUS a job orientation that rivals the infamous Let's Get Social song.
We have a follow up on Shaq's biggest "toe" and a big announcement for Tommy's fall shows. Plus, don't forget to MAKE FITNESS in our new official Fitness tank.
(Imagine the sound of the Asian man shaking from the inside here).
Tue, 30 May 2017
Do you like heavy breathing into the mic? CHECK! What about laughing uncontrollably at street jokes? BOOM! Anybody poop their pants lately? You guessed it, Top Dog is in the building and he brought his Peruvian princess with him.
Before we get to that we've got people marrying themselves and buildings, plus what's the opposite of a happy Dad Boner? Is it Dad Rage? Whatever it is, we found him too.
Tue, 23 May 2017
Oh Snap! We got the PodFather. The Mighty and Powerful Joe Rogan joins us to discuss all things JEAN.
From the crazy current state of politics to some all time dad boner moments, Joe weighs in on it all.
He even answers the question: Would you date your mom?
Spark one up and pour some out, this is an all-time classic.
Pull em up!
Tue, 16 May 2017
This one is particularly Amaze, Jean.
Nothing like the police scaring you as you literally swim with sharks. Hear the REAL audio and decide if you'll ever swim again.
Plus, does anyone deserve a beating the way people who WISH they were disabled do? Can we start a fundraiser to get them their wish?
We have a Horrible or Hilarious that is not, well, hilarious. So, just listen.
AND, has Tommy finally crossed the line with Tina and his grossness?
To make things even better we have our first guest in ages in studio. This guy is the REAL WATER CHAMP. It's water sommelier, Martin Riese. Get ready to get educated in everything H20.
Tue, 9 May 2017
Does thinking about your family turn you on? Think harder. Now are you feeling it? Let's talk about something that your brain does a good job of blocking out.
Plus Tommy got food poisoning. Can you guess what type of food caused it? Can you guess where you shouldn't buy that type of food from? Bingo.
Just as Tina and Tommy realized they could plug in more than one thing in their bedroom, they also have come to the conclusion that they can buy more than one clock. Hear the riveting story.
AND even more unsolicited callers weigh in on the personality battle. Who do you find more charming?
Tue, 2 May 2017
A lot people have opinions on their dog food like they know what their dog can taste, thankfully one guy dove in for the rest of us and taste tested different dog foods. We have the amazing results.
Plus, single dad, Tom takes his son to the mall and gets some alarming looks. Would you look at Tommy that way?
A "You Know" champ comes to us from the least expected place AND it seems like the Personality Championship can be put to rest. We have audio for you to consider.
Fri, 28 April 2017
This is the second live podcast we did on this evening at The Irvine Improv. The inimitable Yoshi joins us for some hilarious and often jaw-dropping conversations.
*Please use HEADPHONES to listen to this episode. And of course, STANIMA.
Tue, 25 April 2017
If you're a lady and you're having trouble getting pregnant or perhaps you want some more excitement in bed, there has been a new development that is changing lives - LEECHES. You just need to shove them up inside of you.
Plus, aren't nail clippers incredible? This one dude thinks so and we happen to agree.
We'd love to put the personality argument to rest, but both moms are still bickering. Isn't it obvious???
Plus, there's some big Chef John fans writing in and defending his UP-speak AND we have Would You Rather, Fill Her Up and MORE.
There isn't enough denim in this world to match up with this episode.
Tue, 18 April 2017
Not everyone can read the future by touching their worn panties, but this is Your Mom's House and we found someone that can.
Plus, never before heard audio of your two favorite mom's making love. Is this real?
We have Master Of Accents, a man throwing up that REALLY upsets Tina and Top Dog and Charo on the phone. Is there anything boring in this episode? Yup, we got some of that for you too.
Tue, 11 April 2017
Mummy, here's the truth - we have sick jeans this week. Both of us. Please bear with us as we compete for the immunity championship.
We welcome all our witches and wiccans to approach this episode with caution as we delve into a dangerous spell.
Plus, who's the real elitist? Tommy has a pretty strong argument for Tina being a closet snob. What do you think?
AND our cars both have smelly AC's - what's the deal? Is it a dead animal? Maybe F-A-R-T?
And we honor the great athlete, Nelson Mandela.
Tue, 4 April 2017
Are there any Jean's in the house? How about uncircumcised ones? Well, this is the episode for you. We have a very helpful man that teaches you how to clean it (it involves a wash cloth). Speaking of wash clothes, those are for poor people, right?
T Bunz ran into Kane a few weeks ago at the airport - do you think he yelled his infamous call in public? You'll just have to listen, Jean.
Plus, Tommy once saw an older lady touching her stuff in public at a bar and Jean thinks it's a questionable story. How about 'chu?
Can a man have dinner with a lady that's not his wife without wanting to fill her up?
We really hope you have the STANIMA for this episode.
Tue, 28 March 2017
There's a crazy fat kid running North Korea and nobody is going to debate that fact.
Do you know all the U.S. Presidents? We certainly do not. There's a JV squad and we go thru it.
When first class disappoints you, what do you do? We complain, bitterly.
Plus, Jean has a very important dental update (cause she's a show off). And a LIVE F-A-R-T was captured on the show and it should settle the Fart Champ debate once and for all.
Tue, 21 March 2017
Some people are just gross and then there's THIS lady. Whoa. And coming from us that's pretty special. She puts her finger, well, just listen.
Plus, if you had to say one of us is a better burper who would you choose, Gene or Jean?
There are some epic Dad Boners in this one and an absolute gift of a Hey Mommy order. And thankfully there's a nasal alien that breaks that down for us too.
Tue, 14 March 2017
This is a great podcast. Today we recap our lunch with Dan Pena and Tom's ill-fitting suit. Plus, Jean got an iWatch and boy does she love it (more than she loves Tom).
Some French guy wants to teach you about loving your lingam and the mommies saw Get Out - go see it!
How often do you run into massage therapists that are also smokers? I guess Tom's just lucky.
All of that, plus vocal fry, dental updates and more!
Tue, 7 March 2017
When you're on a plane and you're bleeding from your tumors you just need people to MOVE.
Jean and Tom break down their one night getaway and how Tom's browns have changed for the better since he cut sugar (mostly).
Plus Tina gets grossed out by a gagging video and we have some new really boring stuff to play for you.
Some fashion is absurd and we gladly make fun of it. How do some guys tolerate ball kicks? Are you one of those guys? could you drop us a line?
We are more than honored that the President spoke our name. Please enjoy these fresh pressed jeans.
Thu, 2 March 2017
Live from the Irvine Improv with 500 mommies in the stands. Let er rip!
Tue, 28 February 2017
How much sausage do you need to feed your whole family? What if there are some big women in it? Probably more, right? Would you leave an angry voicemail about it?
This episode has Gucci Mane, bloody yoga pants, boring videos and the SECRET to a Double Pipe Classic? WHAT?!?! yeah. Listen.
Tue, 21 February 2017
If you haven't ever seen a whale penis, you don't size and you don't know Penis.
Tommy hung out with Top Dog and Charo this weekend and he has tales to tell.
Plus Gene had a dream that Tommy was bad and now she's mad at him in real life. Does this nonsense happen in your life as well?
Tina's phone got a new text. Anyone interested in DRUGS?!?!
AND, more boring videos, Hey Mommy and much more!
Tue, 14 February 2017
When someone goes on strike you know they mean business. This lady is going on strike for something so important we can't actually spell out what it is (It's Gross and comes out of a man's penis).
We step in to Studio G with Super Dad Nerd, G.
We wear our awesome new Pup Masks as we are always heightening our sense of smell.
Plus absolutely AMAZE music from so many of you. We're putting Bitsy on a diet and SO much more.
Tue, 7 February 2017
As perhaps the leading non-binary couple in the podcast comedy world today we are thrilled to bring you this aspect of the wonder from the perspective of our obtuse reality. Hope that was clear.
Sometimes when you are making a brown someone will crawl under the stall to see if you are indeed browning. What would you do in that situation?
The Mommies saw another horrible movie. Hope you get to have a night ruined by it as well.
Plus another guy had vocal fry and it wasn't even the worst part of his personality. He also liked to....kill and eat people. Can you guess who?
This episode is full of such a good time we HAD to find some boring audio to dull it down. Hope it's boring enough for you.
Tue, 31 January 2017
Have you ever tried to get a hearing impaired person to lick your stuff but you weren't sure how to do it? We have answers.
Plus we're pretty sure we found our sons little league coach. Hope he's still around when Little Jeans is ready to play. This guy emphasizes that losing sucks and no one wants to be one.
Tina and Tommy both break down what they individually hate and what they hate as a couple (acoustic?).
Hi Mommy...Thanks Jeans rages on and much more!
Tue, 24 January 2017
Don't hit me, Mummy! Don't hurt me, mummy! This week Tommy recaps his big celebration trip with Burnt and both pairs of Jeans have a Dental Update. Who do you think has the more perfect smile?
Tue, 17 January 2017
Finally! Someone is talking about the real issues - how do you mop up all that stuff after you make kisses? A nice British lady is going to show us the way (it's the Shower).
Plus - you weigh in on the Personality Battle. Hey, some of you are a little TOO honest. Thanks.
We meet a lady who wants to live with no environmental impact. That includes REUSING toilet paper. NEAT.
And Hey, Mommy...Thanks, Jeans rolls on.
Tue, 10 January 2017
The McAfee Virus guy isn't just a genius when it comes to protecting your PC. He also has discovered that hammocks are great for lounging on and pooping off of. Just listen to this parade of women tell you about it.
Plus, you've picked sides when it comes to #Water, #Posture and #fitness. Now the two jeans break down who has a better #personality. Which side are YOU on?!
We have a new most boring video ever. Is it real? Doubtful. More dad accents, Horrible or Hilarious and some Hall Of Fame level ordering of "Hi, Mommy...Thanks, Jeans!"
Tue, 3 January 2017
Reach into your pants, hold on to your twig and berries and take a DEEP SNIFF.
That's how you train to be a good pup. Good boy.
Tommy is deep in his weight loss competition with Burnt. These last 24 hours are rough!
We revisit with Orlando Brown who has new ways to describe his sexual exploits.
Plus, what YMH word does Tina add to her coffee order? Are you ready to step up your "Hi Mommy, Thanks Jeans" Game?
It's all here.