Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

If you’re feeling hungry we have just the thing for you - a very special PICNIC. Make sure you bring your appetite because this is the kind of picnic that lets you keep on eating!

 Did Christina come up with an expression that is very popular in our vernacular or has it been around for more than a decade? It’s time to break it down. Plus Tommy has seen Christina flirt for long enough with the mailman and the Whole Farts check out boy. Could he be getting to know a super market girl as more than a friend??!?!?

 Diego AKA Thursday Lane set the podcast world on fire, but some people are saying “Too Much!” What will YOU say when he marries a fart?

 Guess My Brown debuts and an NFL players has something to say about the Cincinnati Fart , you know what I’m saying?

Direct download: YMH_315.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:30pm EDT

When you smell those jeans is when I feel the strongest. Those and of course grey sweatpants. 

We missed you and this episode is almost a day late, but we promise that it's worth it. Of course there's porn being played in various California Target stores, but of course the Mommies have a good plan on how this rascal can up his game. 

Plus more fun sex audio and rap songs that are simply delightful. 

But we know why you're here this week and quite simply, yes, we have Diego AKA Thursday Lane and people are eager to help him smell man butt for hours and hours. It's all in these Jeans. 

 

 

Direct download: YMH_314.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 8:41pm EDT

Jeans Up! We got it all on this one and there's no way you are ready. Dumb hooker math? Yup! Greezy Chuck? Mm-HMM! Seagal nonsense? You know it!

What about something that might blow all of our minds and even some of our butts?

What about a gas man who really wants it, puts it out there and even TALKS to us about it?

Well, just press play because no description can do this episode justice. 

 

Direct download: YMH_313.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:30pm EDT

Tommy trimmed his beard and in doing so lost 40 pounds! Was it all hair or does he have an incurable disease? He thinks he knows and Tina doesn't agree!

If you sweat at night you may want to get some blood work done today.

Nothing seems quite as ridiculous as a sports fan losing his mind - especially if it's not in YOUR sport. Luckily, we have one of those guys and he has a wonderful accent. We are masters of accents on this show and will prove it. 

We ALL know about King A** Ripper and his glorious skills - is someone ready to take the throne from him?!?! It appears that a PRINCE is near!

Plus we finally put Peter Caine to rest and we top if off with an OMG Maria call for the AGES! Do NOT Kiss her P***y!

Direct download: YMH_312.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:30pm EDT