Wed, 27 July 2016
Sometimes really scary moments, like blood dripping from your butt, can produce magical results, like Ari's farts. We have some for you.
Does Dani sing a song for us? Well you Daniacs are gonna find out! (and it might involve a little baby named Hitler)
Plus we have strictly friendly sports, a new dildo from Nick (AJ?) Hawk, and Doug Stanhope weighs in on the #FATBATTLE.
Tue, 19 July 2016
We hope you're HAPPY, Rachel! Mummy knows and now so does everyone else!
Plus a Jamaican accent so thick the Master gets stumped?!?
Tommy's family is in town and the house has flipped over. Will the Mommy's survive?
An Asian guy from the South Pacific is still wanting a girlfriend, but with a new approach - intense dude energy. We have some advice.
Plus The Water Championship has been settled, but who is the ALONE CHAMPION? The debate begins.
Tue, 12 July 2016
The thing about having your balls shrink is ultimately, it's the best thing that can happen. It makes your salami look so much bigger and who doesn't want that.
Ze Zim Xir yim. Those are all preferred pronouns of severely mentally ill people, some of whom you may know. Make sure whenever you meet someone you open with, "Hey, what's your pronoun?"
Plus, did Tom lose a bet and get his thumbs burned by cigs? Is the poop pile real? We work on getting you ANSWERS.
AND #bertisfat is finally something you can own - get the new shirt and show the world you are on "TEAM TOM."
Tue, 5 July 2016
You kind of have to agree, if you're gonna poop you might as well share it. Thankfully, a nice man in New York City thinks the same way.
Wanna hear a cool fart? You should say that and then fart. Just an idea from Tom that he thinks is really going to take off.
Plus, have you ever taken a walk with your family? Just a regular walk? Well this life-changing in the mind of Christina and her communist upbringing.
#BertIsFat goes to a whole new level and Tom and Christina aren't the ones who did it!
Plus, buying crack, dental updates and a whole lot more.