Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

The Roast Master General is in the building. Hilarious, original and always evolving what a comedy special can be. Jeff Ross has always been a favorite of ours and this podcast solidifies that. 

Jeff is open and honest and slings that roast joke advice for all you lookin to toast someone.

PLUS, Josh Potter jumps in the seat and updates us on his attempt to, you know, finish. 

 

 

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My oh my. What a colossal episode this is. We step into a world of fun with our very own Josh Potter. He gives us some real insight into some super neato musicians and the super cool people who support them. R. Kelly being exhibit A. 

THEN, one of our all time faves - Wheeler Walker Jr. returns. He's married with a baby now, but will forever be the poon king to us. His voice is angelic but it's the way Ol' Wheeler doesn't hold back on anything that really wins over our hearts. 

NEXT, legendary Oakland rapper Too $hort is in the building with his Blow The Whistle co-host Kevin Blatt. Tommy nerds out on how Get In Where You Fit In was his high school theme music and how embarrassed he was to find out he quoted it incorrectly in his last special, Disgraceful. 

Blatt fills us in on the world of sex tapes - how to sell them and more importantly - how to make them go away. 

Epic episode, Jean. 

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We've got all kinds of goodies in this one. The creators and stars of Comedy Central's Corporate stop by for an honest, funny chat with the Water Champ and Christina. Matt Ingebretson and Jake Weisman are hilarious dudes who fit right in and amazingly, Jake suffers from the same problem that Josh Potter has - trouble finishing the sex. 

Can Jake coach Josh into creaming on command? 

AND 

Big Brown Brendan Schaub stops by. As always, hilarious and on POINT. He brings that BDE and the whole studio comes alive. 

Pull em up and leave em there!

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We had a construction team lay a new foundation in our studio so that our latest guest could be dropped in via crane. Bert KKKreischer, the notable, shirtless comedian and podcaster stops by with PLENTY of drinks for a sizeable party (but it's just him drinking). 

Lets be clear about something, BERT is NOT a NAZI. That doesn't stop us from having a blast with our dear friend. Every time Bert stops by we make memories that will last a lifetime. 

Be sure to watch Bert's specials, Secret Time and now The Machine both available on NETFLIX. 

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If the juice is expired, you should get a new juice, but if it isn't and you're just crazy - we are HERE for it!

We have BREAKING NEWS as it turns out that Christina actually likes, wait no, LOVES crime shows. Who's the big psycho now?

Dirty John is the truth and CP is obsessed. 

AND Jussie Smollett appears to be in some real trouble - we get into it. 

PLUS the great Greg Fitzsimmons joins us and as always is absolutely hilarious. 

AND Kyle Kinane is in the building - a long overdue get down with one of comedy's finest. He is really amazed by the McDonald's debacle. 

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The Bruiser Brigade is in the building. Who knew that Detroit's own, Danny Brown would be such a natural fit in the mommy dome? 

Fit? We're talking first ballot hall of famer. Pull your jeans up over your ears and let this one remind you why you swore to the denim gods to begin with. 

AND, we found a guy that is SO COOL he actually breaks the mold of the Cool Guy Club and we think he has formed a new club?

Just wait til you hear what this Nick fella has to say. 

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Who cares what clips or drops we play during this episode. None of it matters because legendary hip hop MC, Big Daddy Kane is in the studio. 

We get to ask everything we've always wanted to ask about coming up in the rap game, writing hit songs and did something actually happen with Madonna?!?

This is an epic episode that will forever live in Tommy's heart. From our jeans to yours, let out your best, SUP KANE.

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What kind of dude brings a dead raccoon into a restaurant? A cool SF dude. We have the tape to prove it. 

Plus, we heard that a fake orgasm can be detected if you really slow down the audio on it. Was Uncle Terry faking it? Here's a test. 

All time favorite derelict Yoshi is back! He talks about more medical experimenting, prostitutes and uses his astute ear to guess which porn performer is screaming into his headphones. Be sure to listen to The Last Days of August available now on audible. 

AND our original OG son, Redban stops by and we catch up on his ridiculous life. He's our big boy now and he also tells us probably the most disgusting story of all time, which is really saying something on this podcast. Also, Redban would go gay for about $500K. Not a bad deal. 

 

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This one is a game-changer. Get ready. First we share an astonishing update from the McDonald's people that will forever change this podcast and fast food. It's too good to share here. 

PLUS, what is really up with our Uncle Terry? Is he shameless or liberated? We discuss. 

AND did Tommy ruin a romantic shower with Tina by letting his raisin cake open up? Find out. 

We also have Neal Brennan, who is featured on Comedians Of The World, which just came out on Netflix. He also released 3 Mics, a Netflix original you should definitely watch. 

AND Pete Holmes who stars in HBO's Crashing stops by and gets deep in only ways Pete can. He isn't that tall, but he is very bright and made us have all the feels in our time together. 

Watch CRASHING Sunday's at 10pm on HBO. 

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Sometimes reading the bible brings you peace and sometimes it reminds you that you beat your wife. Er, we better let the good Pastor explain this one. 

PLUS, the viewers had a lot to say about the new set. Will our corporate sponsor help explain the choices we made? We hope so. 

AND The Cool Guy Club keeps growing. What's that? Well, we just happen to luck out and have a lot of cool guys appear on our show. This week might have the coolest guy of all. He's a toy reviewer!

AND the very funny Liza Treyger joins us in studio to talk about her love life, her fascination with porn and a lot more. 

We're lovin it!

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It's finally here. We have moved...Inside Studio Jeans and we got our friends together to celebrate the new space and their new shows. 

It might be an upgraded studio but it's still Tommy and Tina and all the wonderful clips and conversations that keep your jeans so high and tight. 

When Christina was anxious last week what did Tommy show her to calm her down? It may not have been the best idea. 

PLUS, Louie CK's new set was leaked and ripped to shreds. T&C weigh in. 

AND, they are joined by Dr. Drew to discuss his new podcast, Dr. Drew After Dark where he examines clips from YMH and how Tom and Tina reacted to them. Plus Drew will talk to a comedian and explore what's going on under the hood with them. 

AND Ryan Sickler steps in for a hilarious conversation and to talk about his new podcast, The Honeydew. Sickler will have rotating guest hosts, and guests to discuss low points in their lives and how they found their way up and out of them.

All the podcasts will be available on their own RSS feeds for download or on YMH Youtube channel. Pull em up!

Finally Andrew Santino stops in and once again kills it in the guest chair. His new show, Whiskey Ginger

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Well Jean, here we are. Another year, another pair of tightly worn denim. 

Sadly this is the last episode we will have done in the "old" home studio, but we are so excited to be moving to our new spot, Studio Jeans.

Christina and Tom recall all the studio they've done the show in and explore a very nice young man who is looking for a nice thin virgin to accompany him to pain clinics. 

Plus, we have the FX producer from Tip Toes on the phone AND Josh Potter is back to not talk about serial killers, but instead, sex toys - much more fun, we promise!

Happy New Year, go get it, Jean!

 

Direct download: YMH_NEW_YEARS.mp3
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