Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

He's tall, he's (very) young (looking) and he's coming for that title. Johnny Pemberton is in studio and you will find it SO amaze how well he can do and decipher accents. 

Semen. We know it's great for your skin. Is it also super nutritious? Try it out!

AND we may have found a new Burp Champ. Turn the volume WAY UP!

 

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Direct download: YMH_Pemberton_.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:30pm EST

It's just Jean and Jean on this one. Your mother and I hang out and have the fun we always have when you're not around.

Put your triple D swingers in a supportive bra, pull you jeans up and enjoy. 

Direct download: YMH_435_EDIT_output.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:32am EST

The man, the myth, the Maron. One of our all time faves is finally in the building. If you know and love podcasting, especially the kind involving comedians, you know Marc Maron. His wildly successful podcast WTF inspired a television series and hundreds of copycats to do what he has mastered. 

He's funny, insightful, charming - look, we love him. So many laughs in this one with Would You Rather's, Fart Logic and so much more. 

 

Direct download: YMH_MARON.output_EDITED.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:30pm EST

Oh my goodness, Jean. We don't really think this episode needs a description. The great Bill Burr joins us and Hen has some amazing, hilarious thoughts, just like you thought he would. 

We discuss who is a bigger psycho, Billy or Tommy. 

PLUS, will Bill stop gender identifying his child? We hope so. 

AND, will Bill laugh at a man getting crushed by a car? We have the footage.

 

Direct download: YMH_BILL_BURR.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:30pm EST

Looks like some Ball Hogs are willing to share their secrets! We are willing to listen!

We found a great new rapper and get this, he's using the name TOP DOG to work on his rhymes. Hope you end up supporting him. 

PLUS - the reviews are in! People are loving DISGRACEFUL on Netflix. Everyone. 100% of everyone across the board. Not one negative review. We'll go over a few. 

Pull your jeans up. 

Direct download: YMH_432.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:29am EST

Women, it's time to reclaim your place in the world and also it's time to do something gross. Luckily we found someone who was willing to do both. 

Also, are YOU a ball hog? Are you sure. Maybe you should Try it Out?

The great Paul Gilmartin of the Mental Illness Happy Hour podcast joins us for some juvenile fun. We read emails, break down clips and basically act like 6th graders with him and we can't wait to do it again. 

Direct download: YMH_431_PAUL_GILMARTIN.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:30pm EST

We like foreigners and we like cursing. When foreigners curse? Magical. 

Plus, you have SERIOUS questions about Blind people and their standards, twin girls and their periods and now peeing is brought into the equation - does it affect farts??

Tommy's parents are about to retire. Wait until you hear about Top Dog's newly crushed adventure.

And don't forget to check out DISGRACEFUL - Tom's new 1 hour special. It begins streaming worldwide on NETFLIX January 12. 

Direct download: YMH_430.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:30pm EST

Ya'll know what it is. If you gotta brown you might as well go to where the brown ends up anyway, right? One man already figured that out and is talking to us from a gutter! 

Plus, how cool is being a virgin? How cool is it to RECLAIM your virginity? Hold up, we are bundling ourselves in blankets from how cool the previous two questions are. 

No more than 2 people should wear white if three people are hanging out together. That is an Australian rule that we explore.

AND hilarious comic, podcaster and all around great guy, Josh Wolf joins us on the podcast today. 

Pull your jeans up and enjoy this one. 

Direct download: 429_FIXED_WOLF.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:30pm EST