Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

The jeans are back and ready to pull them up!

There's nothing like a fart prank on a dad. Dad's definitely have the best, angry reactions. 

PLUS, the gay porn writer/actor/directors that brought us the "my daddy taught me" classic lines are back with another and it's even better!

Speaking of farts, famed fired security guard, Paul Flart joins us for a quick chat AND Tina gets super uncomfortable with the "I'll make ya cum guy" and his new message. 

Your mothers also discuss Louis CK's "comeback," a horrific public phone call a grandmother took, sucking feet in public and more!

Direct download: YMH_463.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:34am EST

Beep! Beep! Beep! No, there isn't a dump truck backing down the street, Bert Kreischer AKA Burnt Chrysler is back and his body makes that same noise whenever he takes a step. 

We are celebrating this enormous man's great, new hilarious Netflix special SECRET TIME which is available worldwide AUGUST 24. 

We discuss it all with Bert and have some laughs that are too good to describe. This one is an instant denim classic.

 

Special thanks to Tony Celano and Eric Freedman for the amazing animation and Jake Glazier for the perfect voice overs. 

Direct download: YMH_462_BERT.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:30pm EST

Nothing quite like a real dad losing his mind over a mediocre joke. You should know if you listen to this show that Tommy was raised by a hardcore dad boner who can barely finish a sentence if he's struck by his own "hilarious" thought. We may have found some competition for Top Dog this week.

PLUS, if you are a lady or a ZER do you want a man/zim to treat you like the perfect little princess that you are? Gross. And why do all those girls talk like that, Britttany?!?

We are joined in studio by the great Brad Williams a hilarious comic and friend of ours. We break down some hooker sales pitches, guess what FGT RTD means, read your emails and hear Brad's great stories about the lamest stuff he hears from people about being a little person. 

This one is a certified denim classic!

Direct download: Brad_williams_YMH_461.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:30pm EST

Done with white people? This guy is too. Not the brightest guy, but he's white so what can you expect?

Plus grief is real. The best way to process it is to dance and record it and share it with the world. Please share your grief dances with us!

Loud cell phone talkers - please stop or get shot (something we're working on). 

The great Matt Braunger returns to the show with a lot of hilarious insight. Check out Matt's new podcast, Advice From a Dip S**t with Matt Braunger.

 

Direct download: 460_Braunger.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:30pm EST

This episode was delayed due to Tom's demanding movie star lifestyle, but don't worry, it's HOME HERE NOW. 

Christina had a THEYBY. She and Tom go over the huge upside of raising their child in a gender neutral world. 

There's also a new cool guy who is just putting out to the world that he would like some sex and he chooses the most unflattering of camera angles to rope you in. 

AND Charo and Top Dog are on the show discussing everything from M**ijuana to Charo's amazing farts and so much more.

PLUS, your emails cover ANNOUNCING you have a big dong before you should it to a lover and whether or not your mommies fight before or during the show. 

Direct download: YMH_459.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 6:20pm EST