Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

If you don't know how to eat butt, we have all your bases covered. Basically, we want Tina to finally do this like an adult. We'll see what happens.

Plus we have the most intense prank call ever and it involves Tommy and Bert and Joey and Joe and well, dudes doing stuff exclusively with dudes. 

And Wheeler Walker Jr joins us and gives his thoughts on SCATTING and a whole lot more. 

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:01am EDT

Any ladies out there looking to beat the sissy of Fremont for fun? You have to be white and tatted, but he seems cool if you meet that criteria.

By cool we happen to mean decidedly NOT cool. He does however do his video shirtless, which we've come to realize might mean WATCH OUT - not 100% well man sharing thoughts. 

Plus we talk about Andre the Giant's farts and more importantly his best friends beard. What do you think of a chin strap beard?

AND, how many donut holes could you eat in one 12 minute sitting? We feel a competition brewing. 

Tommy defends the open defecation accusations and MORE!

Pull em up!

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:30pm EDT

Skibbity Scabbity doo! We love to pretend to be an instrument with our mouths. It obviously takes WAY more skill to scat than to learn to play an instrument. We are MASTERS of the craft and welcome you to learn from us.

Also, God, is he real? Is he a he? Seems unlikely. If you ever wanted proof that religion is likely just comfort food, listen here. We are EXPERTS.

Plus, God doesn't like sausage. (This is, of course, difficult to reconcile with the previous paragraph, but we also have an expert on this so just trust us). 

We have all that plus Dental Updates and much more! Pull em up. 

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 7:26pm EDT

Open defecation - we're into it. Unfortunately, it's not that popular in Los Angeles. Let's explore where it's still a thing AKA where people know how to party. 

We thank YOU, the listener for sending in your Ball Hog vids and we talk to everyone's 'Best Friend' Alison Rosen about her new book, Tropical Attire Encouraged. 

Pull your jeans all the way up for this one, unless you use a wash cloth in the shower (because you are poor).

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:30pm EDT