Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

We'd like to dedicate this episode to all those days when you're feeling a little down, a little alone, a little like a d-bag that would dedicate an episode to someone. 

We got that Crazie Locs jam you know you want cause this time someone ELSE made it better. 

La Croix is French. Unless you are Tina jeans then you're all, "it's LA CROY." 

Plus we listen to what Tommy thought was Hungarian and ended up just being abusive!

This is the kind of episode that'll have you wondering aloud, Where's The C*m?

Direct download: YMH_337.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:56am EDT

There's something about those jeans of yours. They're so...high and so...tight. They're PERFECT.

We bring the ultimate dad laugh to the table on this one. It rivals Top Dogs famous dad laugh, no seriously, it does. 

Plus we have Locs doin his thang and stuff like that and Tommy doin his thang back and stuff like that. Shout out to everyone all over the world. 

Do you know Bryan Silva? You will now. Maybe you can help FREE him. And then, you know what I'm sayin, we count some new you know what I'm sayins.

We learn about an evil sushi operation in NorCal and SO MUCH MORE.

Direct download: YMH_336.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:08am EDT

Jeans up over your head! This one will have you screaming MOMMY! WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME?!?!

Tommy put it out there in a MAJOR challenge to Crazie Locs last week. This week we await Locs' response while diving into some of his other uh, interests. Brace yourself - it's terrifying. 

Also, do you eat the booty? Where do you eat it? How often?

Plus we think we have an alternate choice to Donald Trump. This is a guy with a lot to say and the only candidate with a Zombie plan. 

Do you want a pony?

Direct download: YMH_335.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:13am EDT

Bruh! That was a deep fart. Cool that you got your little bro in on it. 

We got videos! If you're listening that's only half the battle. How often and how well do we make fun of those who are "LESS THAN"? Hopefully a lot. And this episode has no shortage. We have a CRAZIE LOC who Tommy challenges to a fight! Will he accept?

Plus we have that intel you've been looking for on KIM AHN. It's so full of adventure and is truly AMAZE. 

Seagal has a new turd, er, trailer, and it's mind-numbing how bad it is. Enjoy!

Direct download: YMH_334_FIXED.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

Sup, Whitefolks! It's diss pimpin', feel me? Tommy's Uncle breaks down the pimpin game for us with all kinds of NOT caucasian flavor!

PLUS - a poop soup success story! Should dudes wipe after Yellow?!?!

We have a wipegate breakthrough. Where will you stand after this episode!

Plus we are back with some AMAZE Kim Ahn audio and it's very NSFW - Glorious.

If THAT doesn't turn you on, we also have a man that wants to f**k a rollercoaster.

AND a NEW Would Your Rather that is sure to set a new (low) standard!

 

Direct download: YMH_333.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EDT