Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

This is the second live podcast we did on this evening at The Irvine Improv. The inimitable Yoshi joins us for some hilarious and often jaw-dropping conversations.

 

*Please use HEADPHONES to listen to this episode. And of course, STANIMA. 

Direct download: 2nd_YOSHI_LIVE.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:30pm EST

If you're a lady and you're having trouble getting pregnant or perhaps you want some more excitement in bed, there has been a new development that is changing lives - LEECHES. You just need to shove them up inside of you. 

Plus, aren't nail clippers incredible? This one dude thinks so and we happen to agree.

We'd love to put the personality argument to rest, but both moms are still bickering. Isn't it obvious???

Plus, there's some big Chef John fans writing in and defending his UP-speak AND we have Would You Rather, Fill Her Up and MORE.

There isn't enough denim in this world to match up with this episode. 

Direct download: YMH_393.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:30pm EST

Not everyone can read the future by touching their worn panties, but this is Your Mom's House and we found someone that can. 

Plus, never before heard audio of your two favorite mom's making love. Is this real? 

We have Master Of Accents, a man throwing up that REALLY upsets Tina and Top Dog and Charo on the phone. Is there anything boring in this episode? Yup, we got some of that for you too. 

JEAN forever. 

Direct download: YMH_392.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:30pm EST

Mummy, here's the truth - we have sick jeans this week. Both of us. Please bear with us as we compete for the immunity championship. 

We welcome all our witches and wiccans to approach this episode with caution as we delve into a dangerous spell. 

Plus, who's the real elitist? Tommy has a pretty strong argument for Tina being a closet snob. What do you think?

AND our cars both have smelly AC's - what's the deal? Is it a dead animal? Maybe F-A-R-T?

And we honor the great athlete, Nelson Mandela. 

 

Direct download: ymh_391.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:36pm EST

Are there any Jean's in the house? How about uncircumcised ones? Well, this is the episode for you. We have a very helpful man that teaches you how to clean it (it involves a wash cloth). Speaking of wash clothes, those are for poor people, right? 

T Bunz ran into Kane a few weeks ago at the airport - do you think he yelled his infamous call in public? You'll just have to listen, Jean. 

Plus, Tommy once saw an older lady touching her stuff in public at a bar and Jean thinks it's a questionable story. How about 'chu?

Can a man have dinner with a lady that's not his wife without wanting to fill her up? 

We really hope you have the STANIMA for this episode. 

Direct download: YMH_390.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:15pm EST